Funny

I'm curious what word you tried to use. I didn't think "fuck" was filtered on dot ml.

"Bitchin'"?

Y'all are some of the most anti-control people around, and then... use an instance that heavily censors the naughty words you can say.

"I see," said the blind man, pissing into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now."

The footprints in the snow that show he was still pissing off the deck.

My only question is why does she care?

Pissing in the ice cube tray 🤤

*kitchen sink

For when the one bathroom is already being used and ya gotta go.

Probably smells like piss

Nitrogen content in your piss is pretty high and can end up killing your grass in excess. It looks like OP's husband pisses in two spots right beside the stairs so the nitrogen will accumulate there.

Judging by the shrubs there could be a little garden down there the wife cares about, or she wants the habit cut so there's not a yellow splotch that guests are being funneled between.

... Or plain old prudery. Who truly knows~

Jealousy

Probably just seems nasty or something

I'd be impressed if he managed to poop off the deck while his feet were facing out. I'd need a diagram to understand it.