this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2024
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[–] elevate 50 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Man who piss into wind, gets wet.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"I see," said the blind man, pissing into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

”I see," said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"I see," said the blind man
to his deaf dog
who was sitting on the corner of the round table
on the third floor of their two-story building.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

"I see" said the woman, staring at the ceiling, realizing the frozen ice rink was more slippery than she thought.

[–] pigup 3 points 7 months ago

Man who make mistake on elevator, wrong on many levels