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submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Or the plants to die. Large shrubs can be expensive to replace.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Ok, just piss in the corner then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I finally stopped peeing off the porch when I killed 2 rose bushes. Now I walk 2 steps off the porch and kill the grass