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Disclaimer: I am not a metalhead. I know nothing of Party Cannon’s works. Only that someone uttered, “Fucking Party Cannon” upon seeing this flyer.

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[–] Thteven 48 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Think of how much they wasted on color posters just for fucking Party Cannon.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

Some accountant: “not so fast”

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Party Cannon rocks! I took my daughter to a show here recently. It's a fun show with lots of inflatable pool toys... And pushups. (Honestly, you don't need to be a metal head to enjoy the show and it's very unique.)

We got to see them in a tiny venue too so it was super personal. The lead singer personally sold my kid a tee shirt. ;)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] thesporkeffect 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This has to be a fan made thing, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

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[–] moshtradamus666 19 points 8 months ago

10/10 marketing strategy, I'm definitely going to check them out

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No Altars and Wolf King need to step up their game.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

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There, did it for them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

!

(ლಠ益ಠ)ლ

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We're Party Cannon and we're here to do 3 things: lower your IQ, get you hit and increase you sex drive!

This next song is about my favorite gender neutral thing: eating ass. This one's called Nauseating and Unpalatable!

https://youtu.be/PUpRFK0n3Ww?si=aBFayHljHOLKgwC3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago
[–] x4740N 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Party Cannon looks like a spin-off of the defunct toys-r-us

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Come to Canada, we still have Toys'r'us


What the fuck is toys 'tism?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] x4740N 2 points 8 months ago

My local one burned down in a fire started by a child messing with a toy that had batteries if I recall correctly

Not going to mention location because I don't want to dox myself

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I wish their music was like plonky circus music, but with the evil devil screaming metal lyrics laid on top and the band itself came out dressed like bright, colorful clowns.

Also: Does one of those say "Alter Beast?" Like the video game?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For the first bit, you'd want Clownc0re.

Second bit, yes, top right of the right-most side.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Clownc0re

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The video game was "Altered Beast".

That's if you're refering to this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altered_Beast

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It is. The text looks pretty similar. Just add more spikes behind it and remove the "ed." I wonder if it was their inspiration?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Their original name was 'Gary Busey Amber Alert'. So, maybe?

I've been searching articles and I can't find anything about why they chose that name.

EDIT: See, I knew if I made a post about it, I would immediately find the answer.

"Their name is an obvious reference to Altered Beast (1988). Michael Alvarez would later go on to use "Rise From Your Grave" as a song title in Flub."

Flub - 'Rise From Your Grave'