This makes me want to commit a crime
this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2024
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Whatever you commit against OP can not be a crime, merely justice
Wet sock mayo burger please
But two crimes don't make a right O:
-1 * -1 = 1 checkmate
This reminds of that time I came back home so wasted I thought eating a kebab while taking a shower with my clothes still on was a good idea.
Once I had a shower beer, slipped and hit the floor on my back, glass shattered all around me. Too scared to move because I was rather intoxicated—hence the fall—I had my house mate throw a towel in so I could cover myself, then they shut the water off and told me where I could safely crawl out backwards with my elbows.
It was stressful. And I still got cut on leg somehow. Very easy clean up though.
Very easy clean up though.
So it all went according to plan!
Mayoknees
WOW! You really orgasm A LOT for a burger & fries. Is this some new kink? I mean, that bun is not that sexy bro.
Don't yuk his yum. He's not hurting anyone.
No one gets hurt until it lands in your eye.
This actually looks like a real photo and not an AI generated pic. If so, props to OP for the dedication in creating this monstrosity.
It is not my creation, but it is a real picture I found. I appropriated it from somewhere.
The only bad part of that picture is the socks on in the tub, besides that I could get behind a bath burger or six.
There's some weird shit people do for likes.
Edit: stupid speech to text
It’s okay, there’s an extra jar of mayo on the ledge
Sonic's there too
I don’t trust him, he and Mario have other sinister plans
I'm just wondering why he's so swollen while mario isn't
NY biggest problem, if you made this.meal yourself, is your choice of cut on your fries... immediately soggy, regardless of bathwater.
I like soggy fries, sue me!
Don't know why someone down voted you though, your comment was funny.
People will downvote anything because people are often pretty immature and petty.
That is true. They tend to downvote to push their own comments up too which is kind of sad
I threw up in my mouth
Same. Unrelated to the picture
No ice cream? Weird.
What do you do for diner?
At least you’re using Duke’s, clear evidence you’re still sane.
That's the one time a grocery store deal actually achieved its purpose of getting me to permanently switch brands. That mayo is perfect down to the texture.
girl breakfast
Nice homage to the 2009 classic Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games at Vancouver!
chiccken Louisiana 🥳
Is there a "Thanks, I hate it" community? Please cross post 💀
Is that mfin potato salad?
Mayo
Pretty sure it's just a heaping amount of mayo.
Damn Dutch
He has a plan
Must be Canadian
I want to kill somebody.
Why? Just because she didn't shave her legs? Let her be her.
Can i join you?
yes lets kill each other :33
stabs you in the spleen
(With rizz)
To calm down, think about the 5 minutes in the photographer's life following the snap. Wet socks, condiments to clean up…