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[–] Alexstarfire 53 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I hesitate to think what Canadians will do once the step runs dry. They might stop saying sorry altogether.

[–] EdibleFriend 25 points 9 months ago

When sorry ends I hate to be a bother begins.

[–] assembly 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

They could invade Maine which would kick off the Maple wars. They’ll start to eye Vermont and New Hampshire next. The US population will be powerless to resist as the Canadians lull the domestic population into submission with free healthcare and Tim Hortons.

[–] FuglyDuck 10 points 9 months ago

they can keep the Tim Hortons, though.

I'll take the free healthcare.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, Canada could take everything north of a line between Pittsburg, NH and Calais, ME (essentially lining up with the NY/VT northern border), and nobody would bat an eye. There's nothing but trees up there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Deal. You guys get Alberta and Saskatchewan. Then they can secede with Texas and a handfull of the bible belt states.

[–] Alexstarfire -1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Take away my Krispy Kreme and then you'll find out the true meaning of war.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

the last time they stopped saying sorry, we've had to write the geneva convention

[–] FuglyDuck 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

they're going to unleash the geese.

[–] Viking_Hippie 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)
[–] FuglyDuck 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

just because they're heroes, doesn't mean they're not assholes.

I mean, they pretty much had the same solution as a Marvel Super Hero. (and the same rate of collateral deaths, probably.)

[–] Viking_Hippie 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

To quote the Frank Zappa song Titties 'n Beer: That's very very true.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

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[–] Viking_Hippie 3 points 9 months ago

Goddamn bot preserving my spelling mistake for posterity 😄

[–] CptEnder 3 points 9 months ago

It's the only thing that keeps their rage at bay...

[–] TechNerdWizard42 3 points 9 months ago

Just in time to overthrow the US Whitehouse... Again. We burned it down once before, we'll do it again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

corn syrup lurking in the shadows

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I make syrup out of the tree(s) in my yard.

It’s true. It was such a weird year weather wise that I only got about 2 bottles of syrup. Normally I can get like… 8-10?

A lot of people don’t really know how sap production works, but it really is a pretty limited window

That being said, if you live outside of a maple tree (or some other kinds), go buy a $20 tap or whatever from Amazon. It’s fun and surprisingly piss easy to make syrup at home.

[–] diffcalculus 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That being said, if you live outside of a maple tree

Unless you're an elf baking cookies, we all live outside of maple trees :-D

[–] Plopp 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wait, Canadians don't love in maple trees?

[–] itwasawednesday 16 points 9 months ago

They love on them. Tap that bark.

[–] FuglyDuck 3 points 9 months ago

no no, no. they're hobits. the maple trees are ontop of their mounds.

[–] Leviathan 13 points 9 months ago

All good, Legault seems to think we can survive off of replacing the roof on our piece of shit stadium, no need to fix the environment.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

The Maple Mafia has reserve reserves.

[–] Jimmycakes 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I saw a documentary that claims the people who run the maple cartel have like a decades worth in warehouses

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

The arrogant bastards!

[–] Treczoks 3 points 9 months ago

IIRC, the big drop from 2020 to 2021 was due to "inventury corrections", i.e. someone has "mislaid" large amounts and they had to correct to official amount.

Has the culprit been found?