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[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Less than 10 is technically true.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I should mail the CIA every once in a while, let them know I have fewer than ten ICBMs. Keep them on their toes.

[–] Death_Equity 9 points 10 months ago

They already know your location.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

My neighbor Jeff is working on procuring his tenth, so I guess maybe you know a different Jeff?

[–] Subverb 6 points 10 months ago

"Fewer than ten" is even more technically correct.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Everybody's out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody's asking how is Jeff.

[–] ilinamorato 38 points 10 months ago

Actually I really want to know. He has up to 9 nuclear weapons, and if he's having a bad day I really really really want to know.

[–] SeabassDan 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll do you one better, why is Jeff?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

We don't even know where is Jeff.

[–] CluckN 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I could see Bezos with a few nukes just in case.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Comes with "prime sameday delivery" of certain nuclear annihilation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

In case we try to take away his tax dodges.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

I too own <10 nuclear weapons

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Too credible

Typical Joe move trying to downplay Jeff's offensive capabilities.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I'm not Jeff, but I can confidently say I have less than 10 nuclear weapons. Zero is less than 10.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Jeff is the founder of Jeff nuclear technology and they build nukes, he keeps them as novelty and emotional support.

[–] mumblerfish 10 points 10 months ago

Jeff just has a really good claim that he has lost a nuke. Share a beer with Jeff and he'll tell you the story. Even managed to convince CNN to put him down for -1<10.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

What is San Fransisco? dam...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I had a boss named Jeff once. He was strongly requested to resign by a committee of sociopathic nutcakes. This could very well be that Jeff.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I think they're on to us Jeff

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

He's only got one ❤️

[–] ChicoSuave 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That article gets really depressing really fast.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This related article (though Fusion, not Fission) is much less depressing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson

[–] CptEnder 5 points 10 months ago

Damn that dude's life took a turn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

🙋‍♂️

Does it count if my nukes are just in MGS5?