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I fucking hate grocery shopping.

The only thing that made it not-terrible really was getting in on couples arguments. You gotta be sneaky though.

One time a couple was arguing about which peanut butter to buy. I didn't even need peanut butter. I had to be like "excuse me" to even get at it because they're standing right in front of it. Grabbed the one, and muttered to "myself" : "yeah, this is the good stuff", and walked off with it.

Put it back later.

melon

I'm never going to be able to escape this damn game

You don't join a threesome if you want to, it's about consent. And you can easily be pulled into an argument if you're so inclined.

I don't know why anyone fantasies about polyamory it takes my partner and I long enough to choose something to watch

What was that game called again?

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sounds like they might want to join a throuple! i was in a throuple once, we had arguments and disagreements all the time lol

Hmm. T'Pol be Tripping

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