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[–] [email protected] 85 points 8 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Did he have a magnumus dongus?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

He had a Biggus Dickus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

He has a wife, you know

[–] Lemminary 3 points 8 months ago

Quite the colossal cockus

[–] Wizard_Pope 3 points 8 months ago

Velikus tičus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Magnum is already a latin word no need for the extra suffix.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Romanes Eunt Domus!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

That guy invented the salad?

[–] FuglyDuck 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.

I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…

I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean... those glasses on his face look awfully modern too...

[–] FuglyDuck 7 points 8 months ago

Thick frames like that? Positively ancient!

[–] dohpaz42 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.

[–] FuglyDuck 9 points 8 months ago

the irony is he wasn't particularly short. slighty above average.

I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?

[–] Darkard 14 points 8 months ago

Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?

[–] RIP_Cheems 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My god, he's beautiful.

[–] CptEnder 4 points 8 months ago

Peak masculine beauty

[–] siderealyear 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Et tu, rum ham?

[–] ZMonster 5 points 8 months ago

Gail the Snail: Hey Jules, I'm giving this guy a handjob under the table.

Brutus: She's mashing it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

So they had glasses back then.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

It's the serial killer meme all over again