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[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The steam roller of inclusivity, accepting others and mutual respect.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago

Steam roller of inclusivity does not choose, it crushes everything equally 🫢

[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

This will make for interesting primary source material in a 2075 history book

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, seems like a textbook example of satire.

[–] jaybone 1 points 10 months ago

They should have put the /s

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

:O C===3

:OC===3

:O==3

:O=3

:3

[–] jaybone 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

C===3 needs some kind of javascriot explanation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

C===3 // likely to be false, depending on type of C

C==3 // likely to be true, depending on value of C

How you interpret this information is on you. Also please note that below statement is valid Javascript. That is all. UwU? "What's this" :3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did you just prove that short dicks evaluate as true?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

If someone has you wondering if they're compensating for something, it's probably true.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago

Fox News moral panic coverage any%

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey what's wrong with etc!?

:P

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

reject system configuration, embrace userspace. :3

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

reject root partition mounting, embrace whatever happens without an fstab. :3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

reject file hierarch standard, embrace vibe-based file placement. Personally, my .bashrc is in /dev/.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] frobeniusnorm 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Allowing images in webpages was a mistake.

The link is almost as long as the text. Let me transcribe it for you:

:O C===3
:OC===3
:O==3
:O=3
:3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Thank you for helping vision-impaired people... wait....

[–] Betch 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Somebody had awful (and Christian) parents.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] Ragdoll_X 1 points 10 months ago

meeeeeee :3

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

sorry for duplicate, it's an issue with sync, i deleted the second one

[–] Etterra 5 points 10 months ago

Don't forget to put the GOP out front there. They're extra greasy, and will make an excellent sealant for the asphalt.

[–] thesporkeffect 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not li'l Etc, he was two days from retirement

[–] jaybone 4 points 10 months ago

β€œWhat did he do?”

β€œYou know, additional stuff.”

[–] workerONE 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The steamroller you are driving has lost its steering and is about to roll over a crowd of salesmen. Pump up the jam is playing on the radio and you are having a great time. You can turn the steamroller off to stop it before it runs over the salesmen but this will also turn off the radio. What do you do?

[–] StopSpazzing 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] dai 5 points 10 months ago

You mean pump up the jam?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Turn up the music to muffle their screams.

Pump up the jam was my childhood song, I wore out many tapes.

Why is there a crowd though? And what do they sell? I just wanna know if I'll feel bad a few years later when I think back on it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

If only in part because women became workers too, allowing capitalists to strip more as family can live on two incomes.

But at the end of the day, the true enemy is not liberation - but the capital. Nothing stopped us from adopting a 4-hour work day or 3-day work week as women entered the workforce. Nothing but inherent laws of capitalism and desire to squeeze as much work as possible.

[–] Thcdenton 3 points 10 months ago
[–] resetbypeer 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So to me this looks like the steamroller has rainbow colors on it because it runs over ppl that project to be against something which turns out they are themselves ? Or am I thinking now too deeply here ?

[–] Ultraviolet 3 points 10 months ago

It's from a comic making fun of misuse of the word "literally".

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