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[–] tourist 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Aren't there a few million people who are direct descendants of Genghis Khan?

My lineage was apparently having too much trouble with alcohol and heart disease to become famous.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Close to 40 million I think? As I recall it was said about one in 200 is a direct descendant.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That man (and many of his descendants) fucked.

[–] APassenger 4 points 9 months ago

Raped, I think. Some of both, but those numbers aren't the result of consensual acts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah never taken a test but I'm a descendant of Genghis Khan

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 3 points 9 months ago

I'm right there with you!

[–] ShunkW 17 points 9 months ago

I'm related to Edgar Allan Poe. I don't remember how exactly because it's convoluted, but technically he's somewhere in the chain on my mom's side of the family.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Brigham Young, 2nd president of the Mormon church. Unfortunately since that man was a monster

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

If it makes you feel better, most historical figures were monster, it's just not as well known.

[–] wjrii 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

So many wives. So many kids. So many Danites.

https://youtu.be/cnbu9KWgfYU?si=bdr2p8AreEEAWmfe

[–] itsAsin 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i (longtime ex-mo) am fifth generation from Parley P Pratt who personally helped brother Joseph develop his insipid theology.

our ancestors stood together at ensign peak. such a proud history

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You have my condolences

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

paternally I'm related to a bad man, with a hilariously terrible statue, from the us civil war era.

[–] Wermhatswormhat 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah. I’m with you there. Robert E Lee. Not super proud of it, but it’s interesting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I got a different ancestor, but yeah. You know what I mean

[–] vapeloki 9 points 9 months ago

Both, my grand grandparents on Father's side of the family and my grandparents on my mothers side have the surname Grimm. My luck, only one side is related to them ʘ‿ʘ

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I forget who it was, but according to ancestry, I'm related to an old US president 3 different times (dad's great grandad, dad's great grandma, moms great, great grandma). And similarly related to one of the singers of the declaration of Independence, I think from NH on both sides of my family. By marriage I am also related to a couple figures that are very famous in my local area, but I'm not gonna name because self doxxing.

But for real, my family tree has no branches, apparently.

[–] The_Cheese_and_Cracker 8 points 9 months ago

Otzi the ice man according to 23&me... It's a murder mystery 🧊🧊🧊

[–] humorlessrepost 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 4 points 9 months ago

OMG you & I share a common ancestor

[–] EssentialNPC 7 points 9 months ago

I am descended from Robert Drouin, who is only mildly famous for the ridiculous proportion of people with French Canadian ancestry who can trace their lineage back to him. It is like if Genghis Khan only had one wife, was really into subsistence farming, and still managed to be everybody's Great^X Grandpappy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I can't get too specific for privacy reasons, but I'm very, very distantly related to a few doges of Venice, by maternal side. (I'm not from Italy.)

Also my grand-grandma has a street named in her honour.

[–] CommissarVulpin 6 points 9 months ago

Allegedly I’m related one one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence…and Pocahontas.

[–] HoustonHenry 5 points 9 months ago

Its more recent than the other entries, but I'm related to Patrick Henry ("Give me liberty or give me death")

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

About a thousand years ago, a Duke came over from Normandy as part of an invasion of my country.

He even built a castle not far from where I grew up. Sadly I'm not allowed to own that castle or live in it.

[–] jerrythegenius 3 points 9 months ago

Go, and claim what is rightfully yours!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It's entirely apocryphal, but it's said my family can trace itself to the Carthaginian royal family.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not me, but a former friend who I was doing some geneology stuff for (really fun hobby) had a family legend that there was some Native American ancestor way back somewhere.

Turns out that no, that was not true. But what I found was that there was a bit of the family which was very high up in the early Mormon church, back when that was something to be extremely ashamed of.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I have a similar story. A relative was researching one of the family lines (he was early teens I think) and was advised by an older family member not to research that line further since there was a “pirate” and it’s “not good to have pirates in the family.” We were also told we had Native American blood somewhere.

We’re now pretty convinced the “pirate” was actually black but white passing and the Native American story was a cover for the slightly darker skin his descendants had.

[–] mysoulishome 4 points 9 months ago

According to my online family tree my 11th Great Grandmother is Joan Shakespeare, William Shakespeare’a sister, making The Bard my 11th Great Granduncle. When I was looking around that was the only notable one I could find who is a direct relative…if you allow 9 times removed and shit basically everyone is related to Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga and Abraham Lincoln.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

One was exiled after failing a plot to assassinate Spanish colonizers.

[–] EdibleFriend 3 points 9 months ago

Martin Van Buren is somewhere back there on my moms side supposedly. Most famous for getting stick up little Pete's nose.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Reiner_(businessman)

More a local celebrity in his birth place than like real a class celeb. Howevery, he's the reason why I got to sign the golden book of my home town when I was 10something. I still wish I had a good Signature back then and not just plain (and ugly) cursive.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

One of my ancestors printed some of the first US currency in 1777

[–] Wermhatswormhat 3 points 9 months ago

I’m related to George Washington from his wife, Martha. Also am apparently related to Robert E Lee, but I don’t have details on that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Descendant of the Mughals here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Well Charlemagne waved his jonkheer around a lot so most of us Dutch or Europeans in general are royal decendants, nothing special really.

[–] nifty 1 points 9 months ago

Yes but saying so would be revealing because of the last name, and I’d doxx myself

[–] wjrii 1 points 9 months ago

I’m descended from John Billington, the first Englishman convicted of murder in North America.

Honestly, though, it’s 50/50 that he even did it. He and his family were one of the “normal” ones that the Pilgrims’ glorified travel agent recruited to make up the numbers to make the trip financially feasible, and they never got over the fact that these heathens survived the first winter and then did reasonably well at farming the land.

Of his two sons, IIRC one accidentally shot off a pistol and almost set the Mayflower on fire, and the other got lost not long after arrival and had to be delivered back home by the local Native Americans. I think one of them also set a bunch of gullible Pilgrims off looking for an “inland sea” that turned out to be an overgrown pond.

[–] jacktherippah 1 points 9 months ago

This post has convinced to ask my mom to see the family tree.