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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I honestly can't tell if sending this to my wife would go over very well or very poorly.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

She's my buttery snacc.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wisdom is knowing better than to try.

[–] june 2 points 3 months ago

Audacity is doing it anyway.

[–] nifty 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you have to wonder, I wouldn’t

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Too late, I already sent it. She loved it.

[–] nifty 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I love her sense of humor, good for you both! ^^

[–] Klear 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

from the dumpy potato to the succulent french fry, nothing satisfies hunger quite like food

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We are ALL potatoes on this great day.

[–] Klear 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I am ALL potatoes on this great day.

[–] JackLSauce 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Potoooooooo (pronounced poht-eight-O's)

[–] RGB3x3 10 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It is weird that we say things that suck are like a potato. Potatoes don't suck. Quite the opposite.

[–] HootinNHollerin 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I rather like referring to super low res memes that have been jpeg’d to death as potatoes tho

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.

[–] 15liam20 6 points 3 months ago

Give it to us raw and wriggling.

[–] Olhonestjim 11 points 3 months ago

Where I'm from, that's when you start calling her Sweet Tater.

[–] HootinNHollerin 9 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] nifty 4 points 3 months ago

My aspirational wifey sure is, yes

[–] muculent 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's when you let her know you've always got a bucket of your gravy ready for her. Hashed? Mashed? You've got her smothered and covered.

[–] HootinNHollerin 4 points 3 months ago

This lemming fucks

[–] son_named_bort 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I assume you're not married to Marge Simpson.

[–] nifty 4 points 3 months ago

I am not married at all, I just thought the meme was cute and funny

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Cute. Now have her read "All He Wants for Christmas Is a Fingerling"!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

What's the upper left ?

Edit: oh nvm, I thought it was a sliced baguette

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's called a "loaded baked potato" usually has cheddar cheese, bacon, chives and sour cream or something on top of, you've guessed it, a baked potato. It's so good.

[–] june 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was a twice baked potato.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Could be a regional thing maybe. I'm in the north east US so that's always how it's shown up on a menu or whatever lol