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[–] [email protected] 70 points 8 months ago (1 children)

These pranks are a great way to teach critical thinking to impressionable youth, I don't think we give 4chan enough credit for the valuable work they do.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't even think this is the fast charging prank, I think she thought it was be a cool tiktok dance shot.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oooh! That's a fun idea.

  • Drill a hole in the floor of an old microwave.
  • Put a camera on a stick through the hole. So you can spin it manually. -Make a tiktok video of people dancing in front of the microwave on some catchy tune. Different people every revolution of the camera, of course.
  • go viral and teach kids a valuable lesson
[–] x4740N 26 points 8 months ago (11 children)

People can just modify an old microwave by taking out the microwave bits and just connecting power for the lights and turntable and just have to find the correct noises online to edit in

PSA OPENING MICROWAVES IS A BAD IDEA AS THEY CAN KILL YOU IF YOU TOUCH THE WRONG PART OF THE INTERNALS

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah, they make about 2,000 volts to run the magnetron. Very dangerous.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Thats a great way to potentiall electrocute yourself.

[–] Etterra 50 points 8 months ago

Hmm, if I put my phone in the microwave then it should become a microphone! I'm a jeenyus!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But how else are you going to charge your phone 🙄

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

sorry I don't have iOS 8 wave on my android

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm watching this video on VLC on my phone and the way it goes back to the Lemmy app is very trippy, as if the glitching extended beyond the video...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Omfg! People like her gets promoted in most workplaces.

[–] abominable_panda 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Would flash memory survive in a microwave? How has she managed to get this footage to post if the camera died?

[–] DrCake 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Could be live streaming it

[–] EvilHankVenture 21 points 8 months ago (16 children)

Aren't microwaves Faraday cages? Can a phone get a signal out of one?

[–] pennomi 3 points 8 months ago

Plus 2.4 GHz wifi and 2.45 GHz microwaves might interfere with each other.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 1 points 8 months ago

I think 5ghz could pass

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[–] LifeOfChance 7 points 8 months ago

A good way to go viral like this is to go to Walmart pick up a $20 smart phone and act like you just cooked your real phone...

[–] afraid_of_zombies 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

whenever I feel stupid I just remember that it took Kirk Cameron 15 years to think "but what if water instead of trees"

[–] RGB3x3 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do you mean James Cameron?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Do you mean Cameron Diaz?

[–] surewhynotlem 3 points 8 months ago

I think Kirk Cameron was the one that thought "bananas prove god". If you can be generous enough to call that a thought.

[–] leaveWitX 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He reminds me of the guy who put the camera in the washing machine

[–] x4740N 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don’t understand this photograph. Did this young woman open a microwave to discover a dwarf, inside, filming her?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Oh, it only loaded as a still pic for me last night.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 1 points 8 months ago

She stuck her phone in a microwave I think

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

That reminds me, it's time for another full wipe.

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