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[–] univers3man 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 8 months ago

You really need to contact their marketing department and tell them this year was a missed opportunity, but Easter is a yearly event.

[–] Ghostalmedia 10 points 8 months ago

Fuck it. I’m curious and I’m buying them.

I’ma do what I want.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't particularly like Peeps but I would try one of these.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 8 months ago

I'm guessing you'd stop at one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

This is why Jesus don't come back

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well thanks. Now I'm going to have to look for these in the store

[–] CoffeeJunkie 5 points 8 months ago

If you try them, they're really not too bad. They did a good job.

[–] popekingjoe 4 points 8 months ago

They're surprisingly good. I stopped liking peeps a long time ago, but these are very good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

God: "How dare you!?"

You: "Yeah but... this thing."

God: "Oh. Yeah. Good point, I guess. Carry on then."

[–] FlyingSquid 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can I thank him for the cancer in babies before he leaves?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Sure, go for it.:-)

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[–] babyfarmer 4 points 8 months ago

Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.

But this? This is a crime.

[–] tomi000 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think its called 'in hindsight'

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you like, but they mean the same thing.

[–] tomi000 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh is it used like that too? My bad then, Im not a native speaker, just sounded wrong to me.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 8 months ago

No worries. It's not like even a native speaker would necessarily know that and there are plenty of non-native speakers here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Never realized these aren't all that high calorie. I need to stop feeling so guilty after eating a couple packs of these.

[–] LordOfTheChia 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Bet you could eat a hundred of them.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 8 months ago

The absolute upper limit on the number of Peeps I can eat before I go into a diabetic coma is two.

And I'm sure as hell not wasting my two on Dr. Pepper Peeps.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] Alteon -4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They still contain Red Dye 3. At least until Easter is over. So....heads up. I'd stay away until then.

Shit is is super carcinogenic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

After your comment, I looked it up and there is very little information about red dye 3 causing cancer. The only thing that I found was it caused cancer in extremely high doses in lab rats, which means absolutely nothing if there has been no studies on humans. Also, these peeps do not contain red dye 3. They contain Red Lake 40 which is apparently safer than Red 3.

[–] Alteon -2 points 8 months ago

It's banned in cosmetics and declared by the FDA to be carcinogenic. I'd rather not take my chances with anything containing it.

Good to hear these peeps don't have it. I think the pink ones still do though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Last year they had Hot Tamales peeps. They were terrible.

[–] FlyingSquid 0 points 8 months ago

I imagine, but how could they not be terrible?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm just getting old, but these "special" flavors are just ridiculous. There is nothing wrong with regular old peeps. You want extreme peeps? Go play Pudgy Bunny and try not to choke; no special flavors required.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you're old then you should know that you are not obligated to purchase these and that them existing does not affect you whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Lol age doesn't equal wisdom.