babyfarmer

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[–] babyfarmer 10 points 5 months ago

How does this guy fold a blanket?

[–] babyfarmer 78 points 6 months ago (34 children)

Gonna nerd out here for a second.

Magneto actually did pull Wolverine's adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a "good guy" and worked with the X-Men for years.

[–] babyfarmer 4 points 7 months ago

Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.

But this? This is a crime.

[–] babyfarmer 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This reminds me of the scene from the Leftovers where, after scanning his face, Kevin must also scan his penis to access a secure door.

https://youtu.be/0zu4XlM_89s?feature=shared

[–] babyfarmer 59 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How long were they broadcasting without a tower?

How were they not already aware that there was dead air? Was anyone out there even listening in the first place?

[–] babyfarmer 2 points 8 months ago

Lamorne Morris was great in the latest season of Fargo.

[–] babyfarmer 46 points 9 months ago

You've got to be a real lazy piece of shit to not do the dishes before you leave for a vacation.

[–] babyfarmer 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Looks great, but the pepperoni should be inside the pie, not on top.

Also, Jon Stewart is wrong in that Daily Show video and doesn't know wtf he's talking about - Chicago deep dish pizza doesn't have cold sauce on it, and he's a moron for suggesting it does.

[–] babyfarmer 9 points 9 months ago
[–] babyfarmer 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah, you can still get Sudafed with the pseudoephedrine in it, you just have to ask the pharmacist for it. And they will probably treat you like a criminal and ask for your ID to purchase it.

[–] babyfarmer 19 points 10 months ago

I'm sure he has zero incentive to say this too, right?

[–] babyfarmer 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Why would he rush back this year? What is the possible upside?

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