Wedding vegetable. Thank you for adding a new weapon to my verbal arsenal.
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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lol I’m pretty sure I learned the term nearly two decades ago watching Clarkson on Top Gear the first time around
Wasn't it normally "gentleman's vegetable"?
Gentleman’s sausage, actually.
I guess we're going to need to marathon all of Top Gear to settle this. I'll get the popcorn ready.
I just marathond all of the grand tour,
I'm about to start Clarkson's Farm again
Oh i should do that too, fucking hilarious show
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Now this is the kind of high quality content I come here for
Wait, this is an actual shitpost. What's wrong?
There aren't even any jeans in it!
To be fair, Clarkson basically always wore jeans
Skinny jeans on a not-skinny man.
The quest for a boot cut to match a huge gut
The text you just typed was not textured as jeans. I must be in the wrong community
Hammond you tiny man where is the lamb Chevy
I miss me woife
One of my favorite vids
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Typical James May shenanigans
Yes. More of this please.
He's not even a real hamster.
Give Swindon a chance.
Now, this is the kind of quality content I come here for.
This makes me want Top Gear Mad Libs.