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[–] Wrightfi 112 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

As a Brit I am DEEPLY offended... It's beans ON toast! Beans and toast does not highlight the important fact that the beans must be placed on top of the toast. Do you expect me to separate my "beans and toast"... Or put toast on beans like some hooligan?!?!

Everything else is pretty spot on to be fair.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And not a mention of cheese.

Which should go under the beans to prevent sogginess. I will not be debated on this point.

[–] Viking_Hippie 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

PREVENT sogginess?? The combination of crunch and softness is a part of the appeal, you philistine!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Begun, the cheese wars have.

[–] Viking_Hippie 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Dammit, who declared war on France THIS time?

[–] Sigh_Bafanada 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And we'll have none of that bloody French muck neither!

It's good strong cheddar or nowt. I will accept the addition of a layer of grated mozzarella for texture.

[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 9 months ago

It's good strong cheddar or nowt

I'm with you there. Nothing so sad as mild to "medium" cheddar!

[–] AngryCommieKender 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The Swiss. They felt it was their turn

[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 9 months ago

Fair enough. For too long has their hole-cheese toiled in the shadows while brie flourishes!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I do this with a fried egg. Ultimate beans on toast: toast -> egg -> beans -> cheese

[–] BluesF 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I confess I sometimes put the beans in a small bowl and dip my toast in or scoop it on with a fork. Nonetheless, I refer to this and beans on toast.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Torie beans on toast

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

This reads like something Mark Corrigan would say on Peep Show lmao

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wish Americans had the instinct to line up in a queue. So tired of just mobs

[–] NateNate60 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I live in America. Where does the notion that Americans don't queue come from? For most things where people are served one at a time and more than one person wants to be served, people queue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It comes from living in America and being around and previously working at places that may have a system where lining up would work well. Granted, the area I'm at has a large tourist population but that are mostly all Americans from out of state. It's anecdotal evidence. Maybe just my city or something.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

@yamapikariya I feel like there's a distinction to be made between Americans _visiting _a city and the people that live there.

For instance, when I lived in the SF Bay Area, ques for services locals used were efficient and well-ordered unless jackass tourists were involved. IIRC (it's been a while), everyone standing on the BART escalators would be on the left, leaving the right half of the escalator for people in a hurry to walk up or down the stairs. But mix in a few American tourists and it was just willy nilly people everywhere.

7:00 AM? All locals, everything is good. 1:00 PM? Good fucking luck.

Tourists also don't seem to understand or CARE that the city they're visiting has to run somehow, and they meander around on the sidewalks oblivious to everyone else like they're in a theme park.

TL;DR - - Americans know how to queue, they just don't do very well when they're out of their element in unfamiliar places.

@robocall @NateNate60

[–] BottleOfAlkahest 1 points 9 months ago

Honestly I've met some British tourists who didn't queue very well on vacation either. There are just so many more Americans tourists in many places that we overwhelm many other countries asshole tourists.

I'm not trying to say Americans aren't shitty tourists we are most definitely shitty tourists.

[–] NateNate60 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It can be hit or miss. In some respects, tourists can be better than locals.

For example, I have never heard of tourists jumping the turnstile on the New York Subway. It is always the locals who don't want to pay.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

In fairness, we queue when bollards are put up, maybe even based on paint on the ground. It must be declared though

We lack the natural instinct to queue though. If you have an ingress or ticket booth, lacking direction, we form a mob that filters in rather than a queue. At best, we might queue at a store opening if there's many hours to wait

[–] samus12345 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's my experience, too, and we got it from the British. Sure, there are line-skipping jerks, but they're socially frowned upon. Compare this to somewhere like Germany where people were constantly skipping lines and nobody seemed to care.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

If you think ants won't jump on some beans and toast...

[–] FlyingSquid 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] lugal 9 points 9 months ago

Is that Ant-Arctica?

[–] chetradley 7 points 9 months ago

Always happy to see a Look Around You reference.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That got me from the start "weird loyalty to their queen".

[–] Darthjaffacake 12 points 9 months ago

Queen is pretty banging ngl tho

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Britain has anti-monarchists, don’t know of many ants that are

[–] lugal 15 points 9 months ago

You don't know about them because they are silenced

[–] ramenshaman 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ants can't lift 5000x their own weight but maybe OP is being British and using commas as decimal points.

[–] honeyontoast 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Britain doesn't use commas for decimal points, that's a mainland European thing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also if OP was British, they’d have put ‘beans on toast’. What they put makes me feel a bit uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i guess beans and toast implies that you're having them separately on different plates

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That is one of the four horsemen of lunch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

*decimal separator

We call it decimal comma

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That's the reason I always call Charles Queen Charles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The queen.... Is dead. Has been for some time too.

[–] Retrograde 4 points 9 months ago

Hilariously still accurate though

[–] robocall 1 points 9 months ago

The people accept Charles but I wouldn't say they are loyal to him like they were to his mom.

[–] samus12345 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everything but the beans and toast and queen loyalty applies to Americans, too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you think Americans have an innate instinct to line up single-fine in queues, you clearly haven't seen queues in other countries.

[–] samus12345 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I lived in Germany for 10 years, so I certainly saw the lack of respect for the queue there! But that was in the 80s-90s, maybe it's better now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I don't think we Americans are bad at it, but I don't think we've got anything on the English or the Japanese (bonus, and pardon the links to the bad place), not enough to consider it a markable trait of ours. I suspect we're probably middle to high-middle in queuing globally, although I won't claim to be the most world-traveled or knowledgeable person.

[–] samus12345 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, my experience is primarily from noticing how prevalent line-skipping was in Germany in my childhood compared to the US. As I said, people do it, but it's VERY frowned upon.