Programmer Humor

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.

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My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.

Don't give elon any ideas.

Error also has a nice ring to it

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CTRL+F 'Robert'

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Really?

• Orphan Process
• Null
• Char
• Object
• Instance
• Bug

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

don't forget Ada

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

Exception Segfault Binary

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

Ada?

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

404

OOM

Forindo Iffi **int

Boolean ftw XD

I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.

Function

C++ would be called C for short.

Saving this for the future.