... mozzarella
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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suspiciously stringy for Parmigiano, too.
It's shredded low moisture mozzarella used for a typical pizza.
That would be some terrible looking parmesan.
Che Guevara and shredder from tmnt
Damn you, I had Che also but couldn't come up with the second half. Nice combo.
If youβre slow like me: Mozzarella, not Parmesan
You are not slow. It's that people don't know what mozzarella looks like so they think it's the dried shredded one they put on the pizza. Like thinking that coffe comes directly as a drink or calamari are ring shaped...
Wut. The best calamaris have the little tentacles
I don't know how a calamari could be ring shaped, and i might be tired, but anyway my brain can think of it is just hilarious.
The body of a calamari is cylindrical, and fried calamari are usually made by deep frying cross sectional cuts of calamari, which come out as rings
It's a terrible analogy, I wouldn't give it any more thought than you already have, lol
Eddie Vedder?
Cher?
Kinda cheesy
That ain't Mozzarella
mozartrella
I will never not laugh at this meme