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[–] Feathercrown 48 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Wait, it's weird to eat mayo out of the tub? Is it also weird to eat mayo packets as well? Asking for a friend

[–] dejected_warp_core 9 points 1 year ago

I mean, it's all food so, no? But also: yes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yes. And, since this is a hypothetical and you don’t do it, I can be honest with you: it’s a vile act akin to genocide and may god have mercy on your soul. Or whosever soul would do such a thing.

[–] Voyajer 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I knew a guy who would drink Windex Gatorade in college. He also often drank water from an opaque chocolate milk gallon jug.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of a story from high school where a teacher claimed some chemistry teacher cleaned a beaker out really well to use it as a coffee mug and ended up collapsing or something one day. Hope Mr. Windexorade is healthy.

[–] SoleInvictus 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've done the mayonnaise jar trick and it was glorious. If you can get it, jello white chocolate pudding is a perfect color match to mayonnaise.

[–] Feathercrown 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you, you who are so wise in the culinary clown arts

[–] jaybone 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Methylated spirits, aka denatured alcohol in former commonwealth

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 9 points 1 year ago

If in the US or Mexico you could swap it out for a Fabuloso (floor cleaner) bottle, but it looks so much like juice anyway most people wouldn't notice. And you're never going to get the Fabuloso smell/taste out of that bottle. It's like 98% fragrance, 2% cleaner.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It's what meth dealers sell meth in.

[–] Feathercrown 2 points 1 year ago

No idea. Definitely not where I store my meth

[–] Sterile_Technique 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was in the Boy Scouts when I was a kid. Camping stoves attach to little portable propane tanks - I had a 'large' one that was about 1 liter total volume.

On a campout, I managed to break my water bottle, and about 15 mins after that I ran out of propane.

Used the pliers in my multitool to pop the valve off the opening (still had an outer lid that screwed on when not in use - made a surprisingly good seal).

Cleaned it out really thoroughly, and that was my new water bottle for a good year or so.

The looks of horror were pretty great.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

That's great, haha.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well it is Hershey's, what did she expect.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It works better if it's a mayo bottle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sunscreen. That would be even worse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It gets you all euuugghhhh

[–] RattlerSix 21 points 1 year ago
[–] glimse 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My friend forgot to bring a water bottle when we stayed at his parent's cabin so he attempted to clean a small bottle of vegetable oil to bring on a hike instead

He vomited later that night

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

a small bottle of vegetable

Was 'vegetable' intended to be an adjective for an omitted word here? I can't think of many vegetables which come in bottles...

[–] glimse 2 points 1 year ago

Vegetable oil*

[–] RaoulDook 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That was the jar of poisoned vegetables, what kind of jabroni doesn't know that?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It was given to them by some queen dressed as a witch

[–] CyberDine 17 points 1 year ago

I too am full of microplastics

[–] datelmd5sum 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I used an empty wiper fluid bottle as s drinking bottle in a party. It wasn't the best idea since people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol neat and getting an alcohol poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol

Most windshield wiper fluid contains methanol, not ethanol. Methanol is much more toxic than ethanol. A few milliliters can cause permanent blindness, and a few more can be fatal.

[–] datelmd5sum 4 points 1 year ago

Those are illegal to sell here. Proper alcoholics here used to drink the strongly denatured ethanol based windshield wiper fluids, but now they prefer the less strongly denatured hand sanitizers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The only downside is how badly these bottles seal when using thin liquids

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I read Genuine as Guinness at first and was suddenly very interested in Hershey syrup

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Also a good idea to use vodka bottle for water in the office

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Once a guy brought a 2 liter coke to the gym, gotta admit that was tempting

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you see me guzzling down the pickle juice, I assure you: it's pickle juice not water. Mmm... Pickle juice... 🤤

[–] NikkiDimes 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Man, that can not be good for you in large quantities. Better share some with me just in case.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You guys really love vinegar, don't you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

At ugly sweater parties I put my cocktails into a syrup bottle and dress like an Elf 🙂

[–] macrocarpa 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I used to head to the local pool before work to do a few laps. There was a dude in his fifties who would do about 150 laps (4km /2.5mi) drinking regularly from a masterfoods tomato sauce bottle

https://www.masterfoods.com.au/cdn-cgi/image/width=277,height=277,f=auto,quality=90/sites/g/files/fnmzdf1746/files/migrate-product-files/m2qzgte5yyivo7dy9opi.png

(it was filled with water)

[–] Anticorp 2 points 8 months ago

I saw a YouTube video years ago where someone replaced the mayo in a mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and then went out in public to eat it. The looks they got were hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thorny's wife.