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My friend forgot to bring a water bottle when we stayed at his parent's cabin so he attempted to clean a small bottle of vegetable oil to bring on a hike instead
He vomited later that night
Was 'vegetable' intended to be an adjective for an omitted word here? I can't think of many vegetables which come in bottles...
Vegetable oil*
That was the jar of poisoned vegetables, what kind of jabroni doesn't know that?
It was given to them by some queen dressed as a witch