I forgot about those big computer tower hot boxes in computer desks. Good times.
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2024
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Now I'm jealous, my masturbation center didn't have that nice hutch on top of the desk.
Just a big bay window
Now I'm even more jealous, you had a view, I just had a wall behind it.
You can get a similar effect at a park bench
*envious
Unfathomably disappointed that the caption doesn't say masturbation station.
I prefer the term Masturbatorium or Wanktorium in British English.
Masturstation
okay but that desk is 1980s.
that flat screen computer monitor tells me that whoever owns that desk has not been upgrading his furniture to keep up with the changing times.
Why upgrade if they still like the desk? I guess the computer itself is behind the closet door on the right, and ventilation probably isn't great in there. And the niche for the monitor might be a bit too small for a 27" or even a 24" screen, but removing the top shelves and adding a couple of vent screens for ventilation would solve those issues.
That tower hutch suggests '90s, really.
No, people bought them for cheap in the '80s because they must have been mass produced because I'm pretty sure everyone had one including our family, and still had them in the '90s.
First of all, why would you put something with fans inside your desk?
Second of all, you guys didn't use CRTs back then?
Wow, that looks almost exactly like my desk design wise. Only difference is the design of the 2 drawers hinge and the leg area has an overhang to put your feet up.
You mean your masturbation center?
Being obsessive about cleanliness, I simply couldn’t do it there. 😕
Omg!!! My cousin's desktop looked EXACTLY like that!
What did it smell like
Oh my god this is making me wonder things that I was too little to wonder at the time, memory ruined o~o
Who says it was a masturstation
well... computer, drawers, comfy, I would have used it as a masturstation X3
Don't come in here! I'm....uh...checking my bank statement!
Do you look the drawers directly in their smiling faces while you do it?
This is so very close lol
What does the updated version look like?
Two monitors and a lot more RGB, also the cheapest desk Amazon/IKEA had.
Don't forget that Walmart's in the IKEA college furniture business now too