Violently and painfully
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Seeks inflicted gunshot wound.
Having a romantic partner tie me down to my bed, tape a bag over my head, and snuggle with me
Only when I want to.
While sleeping after an awesome day when I feel like I got what I wanted from life.
During prayer
Just a massive heart attack. Just a few seconds of incredible pain then lights out. But I'm probably gonna have a massive stroke (thanks COVID) and be a drooling idiot for another ten years before I die.
Surrounded by the rest of humanity as we watch the last star die.
Peacefully, in my sleep.
But if I die at the hands of the state, I want you all to politicise the fuck out of it. None of this "not the right time" nonsense. It will be exactly the right time and you fuckers better make sure my death counts.
After my wife.
Cocaine heart attack on the dance floor 🕺🏼
I want my death to be something remarkable that people remember as a really weird event. Nothing violent - just remarkable.
Nonviolently would be nice. And I’d like it to not involve famine, drought, or natural disaster if at all possible. Idk I think I could handle a heart attack in my later decades if that’s good with everyone.
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In a submarine deep in an ocean trench or near a big blast, worst case nitrogen gas with an opiate and maybe a little bzd twist
I always thought falling from a plane would be interesting. Scary, yes, but you have a few minutes to accept the inevitable. You would also have some hope to McGyver your way out of it, by trying to slow down your fall and land in a deep body of water. People have survived it.
I would probably close my eyes the last few seconds though.
Water is like concrete at terminal velocity, your best bet is to aim for a tree.
Hypothermia, as apparently it's not at all painful, and I wish to avoid pain.
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At the age of 69 while 69'ing
I don't really care so long as it doesn't hurt.
Not on my sleep.
By being snapped away by the infinity gauntlet.
With peace of mind that my family will be ok.
Instant death in a car/motorcycle accident in my late 70s early 80s
Either a warriors death, defending my family and my death meaning something, saving someone, or at 120 years old of age, while in bed surrounded by family.
Of old age at 169.
Nice.
Peacefully surrounded by family and friends. If that's not an option, then I want to get killed by a falling piano.
Oblivious.
Once that I finish my backlog of games, books, comics, mangas, TV shows, anime, movies, places to drive/visit... I can go on.