Call me when they release the Frosted Giga-Wheat™, which is projected to be the size of Iceland and consists of approximately 5.15 billion wheats.
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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Does the metric system mean nothing to you?!
That is 5.15 gigawheats.
Elon Musk wants to know your location
We need Protect Terrawheat... Earth sized wheat - make a new continent!
If those people had any sense, they'd release Double-Frosted Mini Wheats (frosted on both sides) and roll in the money Scrooge McDuck style.
Oops all frosting
I'm taking this to the bank.
I want to be able to just peel the box away from a single gigantic wheat to munch on.
Why can't these people get their fucking act together? Each box is only like 60% correctly frosted wheat nugs