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A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone...

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[–] fubo 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

"Hot Pockets are the American empanada."
— Wendy Watson

[–] Ghostalmedia 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

“We should sell Hot Pockets”

– Wendy’s

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Except it tastes like shit because it's a hot pocket

[–] Cocodapuf 2 points 8 months ago

Well, I can't really argue with that...

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Stromboli actually. Strombolis have pizza sauce like the pockets, calzones require ricotta and no sauce (you dip em in marinara).

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

A calzone is just a folded pizza.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yep, that's why don't have to call it "pizza flavoured".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Its best if you use home made spaghetti sauce (the kind that takes 2 hours to make and is very meaty)

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[–] Everythingispenguins 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] I_Fart_Glitter 5 points 8 months ago

The Low-Cal Calzone Zone! 😀

[–] spittingimage 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I thought a hot pocket was the American version of a meat pie. No?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No, I think we call that a a pot pie. It has a meat, gravy and a bunch of vegetables

[–] Chainweasel 2 points 8 months ago

We call that a Pot Pie

[–] kautau 4 points 8 months ago

Based on the cube rule every hot pocket is a calzone

https://cuberule.com/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

No, its definitely not. A Calzone isn't what ever hot pockets are made of.

[–] TootSweet 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] cbarrick 2 points 8 months ago

This is a case for the cube rule!

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