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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Seven to c/lemmyshitpost
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[–] Seven 80 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] nepenthes 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn OP, these are hilarious-- thanks :)

[–] Seven 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Widowmaker_Best_Girl 2 points 1 year ago

I'm so glad it's the weekend and I don't have coworkers around to hear me cackling at my desk right now.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is making me miss r/imsorryjon.

[–] areefer82 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That sub was delightfully terrifying. Let's bring it back here!

[–] Alteon 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes....let's. You first. :)

[–] 3laws 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using an URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] areefer82 6 points 1 year ago

Ohhh...you don't want me attempting computery stuff.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon 4 points 1 year ago

That’s a great idea. If it doesn’t happen soon I guess I’ll make one. Don’t really feel like moderating the r/ImReallySorryJon content though lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Wtf is going on with those nails

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is more disturbing to me than the Garfield.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

How would you wipe your ass?

[–] youCanCallMeDragon 13 points 1 year ago

You think this plastic can contain me, jon?

[–] bblkargonaut 12 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry Jon

[–] psycho_driver 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You fed it after midnight, didn't you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Lasagna, surely.

[–] saltesc 11 points 1 year ago

It looks like a Star Wars character that you wouldn't trust, but would still highly value their advice.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vac-packed Garfield looks like lasagna

[–] Seven 55 points 1 year ago
[–] thraximundar 9 points 1 year ago

Vac-packed Garfield is giving me Hulk Hogan energy

[–] FollyDolly 8 points 1 year ago

For some reason this hit me just right, I can't stop laughing like a hyena.

[–] A_Random_Idiot 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how the hell does she wipe her ass with those velociraptor talons.

[–] Seven 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Shit I thought I would finally find the answer ..

[–] slaacaa 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“You think this thin wrap will contain me, John?

I am infinite.

One day I’ll break through, and will keep expanding until I extinguish your universe.”

[–] HRDS_654 7 points 1 year ago

This just reminded me of the pepe the frog Pikachu plushie lol. https://m.aliexpress.com/i/3256804843998764.html?gatewayAdapt=Pc2Msite4itemAdapt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This looks like the aftermath of one of those hydraulic press videos. 😅

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Instruction: Put in water to return to normally fucked looking state.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I guess you nailed it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have that plushie! Love it

[–] Seven 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] poopgood 4 points 1 year ago

Looks cute though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tuesday: I was through with hopin' 🎶🎶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Wednesday, my empty arms are open.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It’s the necro-Graf-acon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh this is hilarious!

[–] null_ 2 points 1 year ago

…wrapped in plastic…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

it looks like an owl lmfao

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