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[โ€“] [email protected] 82 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Nope not getting doxxed today ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

the first 8 digits of your credit card number are your alien name! /s

[โ€“] idunnololz 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Aw shit. My alien is 80081355.

[โ€“] Mediocre_Bard 2 points 8 months ago
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[โ€“] lugal 3 points 8 months ago

11001001

Damn, was that a trick? It's my real name! Now you know I'm from Bynaus and not from earth

[โ€“] Darkard 21 points 8 months ago

Haha, that's wild.

Hey, what about your pets name and your mother's maiden name that makes your porn star name. Haha wouldn't that be fun to collate into a single database with everyone else's answers and pair all the info with your account name? Such japes.

And just really quick. Who's your favourite bank, lol so fun and 100% innocent ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just make up initials to make a funny name. Nobody needs to know that your real name is Jeremy Crawford

[โ€“] Agent641 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Omg thats such a Shane Grantham from Shamrock Tennesee thing to say

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[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wonkey Dong. Unfortunately fits pretty well

[โ€“] DrMango 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cooler than Honkey Dong tho

[โ€“] Mediocre_Bard 4 points 8 months ago

This is the funniest one in the thread. You win.

[โ€“] slingstone 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think I might get more popular. Call me Donkey Dong.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I immediately read that as Donkey Doug.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Monkey Bong ... It's so me

[โ€“] ThePantser 3 points 8 months ago
[โ€“] Mediocre_Bard 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] GabrielBell12fi 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What if the first letter in your first name is a D, and the first letter in your second name is a K?

Does that mean you get to be the Big Man himself?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

We're all DK

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

If your names start with vowels, you get whale noises

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh wow, i totally missed that bit. I really don't read so good while this sleep deprived it seems.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I only noticed because I thought the same thing at first

[โ€“] knightmare1147 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] lemick24 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn dude you need a club that's a great name

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Jonkey Bong, or alternatively Ronkey Bong.

No clue what a "Ronkey Bong" might be, but I feel like Jonkey Bong kinda perfectly describes when you're trying to hit your buddies homemade contraption that is both jank and wonky.

Could also apply to that same buddies old bong that's held together by duct tape and years of resin build up that they refuse to stop using because "I've had it since college, it was my first".

[โ€“] TheYojimbo 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Monkey Gong kinda slaps tho

[โ€“] ClockworkN 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm Monkey Song. I'll join your band.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There have got to be about a million people who will just be Donkey Kong.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Its the most common non-human ape name, like being called Mohammed Wang is for us.

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[โ€“] dfc09 7 points 8 months ago

Donkey Cong lol... DC. Not very inventive.

[โ€“] Rakonat 7 points 8 months ago

Sonkey Cong. I feel like one of those offbrand third party games your tech illiterate aunt buys you for a game system you don't have.

[โ€“] CitizenKong 7 points 8 months ago

Donkey Dong. Eh, I take it.

[โ€“] MrJameGumb 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Blaster_M 5 points 8 months ago

Bonkey Mong ... I dunno about this one.

[โ€“] Stewbs 4 points 8 months ago

Donkey Song.

Nice, quite nice actually. Music to my ears!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Harvey656 4 points 8 months ago

Jonkey Hong. My new name feels odd ..

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Donkey Song.

[โ€“] Donjuanme 3 points 8 months ago

Donkey Cong?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Sonkey Song

Maybe I'm related to River :-D

[โ€“] harrybo93 3 points 7 months ago

Honkey Tong. Hmm

[โ€“] amotio 2 points 8 months ago

Fonkey Vong, yeah I can live with that.

[โ€“] RGB3x3 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Gonkey Wong.

I don't know what a Gonkey is, but I do know what a Wong is.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Also monkey dong over here

[โ€“] Mun_Walker 2 points 8 months ago

Jonky Gong. Hmm

[โ€“] AngryCommieKender 2 points 8 months ago

Conky Rong, I suppose there are worse combos.

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