GabrielBell12fi

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[–] GabrielBell12fi 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] GabrielBell12fi 8 points 1 week ago

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A BOOB!!!!

(sorry -- first thing that popped into my head).

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[–] GabrielBell12fi 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Having had this condition since I was born, confidence isn't a problem at this point. If I think I need to stay seated, I just look them in the eye and say "no".

The only time I am willing to not do this (willing not do this? You get the idea) is if I genuinely believe the person asking is in more need than me at the given time, because -- you know -- the greater good :)

[–] GabrielBell12fi 1 points 1 week ago

To be honest, I didn't post this because of the fact it criticises Spanish.

I posted it because of the last two lines -- where someone refers to a non-binary girl and a non-binary boy and the guy below says "Yeah, we need to talk" cause that just made me burst out laughing when I read it :)

But apparently I was the only one?

[–] GabrielBell12fi 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah -- it kind of loses something when you retell it out of context, but I'll give it a go :-

Agent Bork: Chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?

Agent Fleming: Bork, you're a Federal Agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition.

See I am a huge grammar nerd, and I find grammar jokes, and dangling modifier jokes and so on, really funny.

But given the general level of humour in "Beavis and Butthead" I wasn't expecting this sort of joke, and it entirely caught me by surprise, and made me laugh for five minutes. I just thought it was far funnier and far better than most of the humour in the film.

Yeah, okay. Maybe it's just me.

[–] GabrielBell12fi 3 points 1 week ago

Isn't that what happens when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie?

[–] GabrielBell12fi 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

But not ending a sentence with a preposition lead to a surprising grammar joke in "Beavis and Butthead Do America" which was one of the highlights of my early twenties.

It was really something magnificent to behold :)

[–] GabrielBell12fi 8 points 1 week ago

I admit it took me a second :)

[–] GabrielBell12fi 29 points 1 week ago

The tumblr part adds 2000 notes :)

 
[–] GabrielBell12fi 127 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] GabrielBell12fi 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Who am I thinking of then?

Oh! Blue rinse!

I know there was a blue involved somewhere :)

(And not just the films that Johnny Sims was in. Fnar!!!)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Cross cultural misunderstandings can be hilarious

 
 
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