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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sucks, Costco makes you buy two.

[–] n0m4n 4 points 1 year ago

You make that sound like a bad thing.

[–] Tangent5280 1 points 1 year ago

Giant cheese skateboard.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But what about second breakfast?

[–] FlyingSquid 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what the banana is for.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No that’s a butt banana.

[–] Madison420 3 points 1 year ago

People can spice how they choose, stop shaming them for it.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago

It has dual use.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder how much cows milk was compressed into this cheddar .7z file.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It takes one gallon of milk to make one pound of cheese. So about 4000 gallons of milk.

[–] FlyingSquid 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That must be one exhausted cow.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tangent5280 2 points 1 year ago

ewwwwww nice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s utterly ridiculous

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ReginaPhalange 1 points 1 year ago

Udderly* ridiculous

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

What the waiter is gonna have to roll up with for me to say stop

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Finally, the big cheese.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How fascinated would a lady be if I gave this to her?

[–] treesapx 3 points 1 year ago

How do you think Kelce Landed Taylor?

[–] aelwero 10 points 1 year ago

I believe in that quantity it's spelled and pronounced "cheddah"...

[–] FlashZordon 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My toddler would probably eat this in half a day.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My dog would probably eat it in about 30 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What kind of dog do you have that can devour 2 tons of anything in 30 seconds?

[–] unreachable 5 points 1 year ago
[–] jaybone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do dogs tolerate cheddar well?

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago

Probably not. But she still goes crazy for it. We don't give her a lot. But I do know how quickly she eats things.

[–] someguy3 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Now I'm curious about the density of cheese.

477 kg/m3 (water is 1000 kg/m3 for ref)

30lb/ft3

[–] DanglingFury 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So roughly how many pounds per cubic banana

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone 2 points 1 year ago

Those are called plantains.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

“Something big is happening with cheddar cheese”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] MrJameGumb 6 points 1 year ago

Eh, that's a lot of cheddar! 🫰🫰🫰

[–] ScrollerBall 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Big Block of Cheese Day

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I needed this

[–] PlantDadManGuy 4 points 1 year ago

Oh good lunch is here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Stamped with a Wisconsin logo, yep that fits.

[–] TheCheddarCheese 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i'm in this photo and i like it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Guys, the cheese, go get it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"it's a cylinder"

[–] Cerise_W 3 points 1 year ago

That's gotta be a whole new cheese tax bracket!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I found myself pondering in the supermarket today whether I should buy a small block of cheddar