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[–] feedum_sneedson 83 points 1 year ago

boobs so yes okay

[–] Noodle07 74 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] DigitalTraveler42 74 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure this is a picture of pornstar Jenni Lee after she became homeless and started living in the Vegas underground:

https://meaww.com/jenni-lee-ex-porn-stars-fans-raise-money-to-help-her-as-she-lives-underground-in-las-vegas-tunnels

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 43 points 1 year ago

Well that is incredibly sad. Homelessness needs to be eradicated.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn that's rough. I jerked off to her in solidarity

[–] Yokozuna 17 points 1 year ago

Fuck I laughed so hard at this.

[–] LotrOrc 42 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure this is photoshopped because nothing in the picture actually seems to match or be sitting on the ground in any believable way

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t think she’d be wearing that while living there. I saw the interview and she wears regular clothes. This picture also looks shopped.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You can tell by how it be

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep, I'm intrigued in more ways than one

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Unfortunately it's a photoshopped picture. Notice that the items have mismatched sizes. It was made about 6-7 years ago.

That's all there is to the story of this picture. There are actually no "cute semi naked skater chicks willing to get drunk and browse the internet in candlelight" in the local drainage pipes near you.

[–] SoupyHappenstance 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You sure? My Google ads are starting to say otherwise

[–] nifty 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should click on them and report back.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why would he click on an ad that simply reads "otherwise"?

[–] nifty 5 points 1 year ago

It’s the thrill of the unknown, or in this case the otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

That's exactly what someone who doesn't want me climbing into storm drains would say

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Wasn’t there a story about a guy who made LSD in an old (nuclear?) bunker and threw parties and shit?

Not far off.

[–] Rootiest 7 points 1 year ago

Not with that attitude

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Mole people in the underground city of Las Vegas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Is someone testing out their AI image generator here?

Seems like it...

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

Latest episode of 90 day fiance reversed. This one's in Ukraine.

[–] SuckMyWang 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She was right to hide her face in this picture

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We should always hide our faces when we're in pictures. The AI might otherwise steal our likeness.

[–] Rootiest 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AI is actually still quite good at identifying people even with partial or fully hidden faces

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SuckMyWang 7 points 1 year ago

It’s too late. Those man boobs are etched into my memory. If I could pick them in a police line up ai will have no trouble playing pin the tittie on the honky

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I look like an AI anomaly IRL, so I guess I'm safe?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 1 year ago

Unless that's what they want you to think

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

19 year old me would've been all the way in, especially if funny substances involved.

[–] StopSpazzing 8 points 1 year ago

Like pixie sticks?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hanging out in the culvert with post10

[–] raynethackery 10 points 1 year ago

That's not how I remember post10 looking.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

If my first date doesn't include a full installation of LFS up to a desktop environment then it isn't worth it

[–] squid_slime 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] felixwhynot 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucks happening ? Is that a tunnel ?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Or is it another homemade submersible?

[–] dipshit 15 points 1 year ago
[–] Sanctus 8 points 1 year ago

I'll take it but I'm way more hairy in just a bra than this las is.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 1 year ago

who's her boyfriend? remind me not to date him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Dating agency for Hamas?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of sideshow Bob hiding in the blimp

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the opposite of a red flag?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 1 year ago

A green flag?