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[–] legion 83 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Women are too emotional to vote, they should only have firearms instead" is parody material.

[–] PoliticalAgitator 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they were able to think, they wouldn't be staunch conservatives.

[–] Clent 8 points 1 year ago

It's called second-order thinking. Most of them don't have it. They are slowly replacing any of their leaders that can do it.

[–] cultsuperstar 8 points 1 year ago

It's right up there with the GOP forcing kids to have babies but don't want to lower the voting age to 16 because "they're too immature".

[–] RealFknNito 6 points 1 year ago

Nothing bad has ever happened when emotions and firearms combine.

[–] Everythingispenguins 3 points 1 year ago

Well let's just take this to the logical extreme. Then women shouldn't have twitter or shoes. Keep that thinking in the kitchen.

[–] proper 77 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Beefytootz 44 points 1 year ago

Yep, apparently shit falls from both ends on that one

[–] captainlezbian 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, though somehow not the most cringe thing she did at college

[–] Buddahriffic 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm either out of the loop or need more context to make the connection. What?

[–] SkyezOpen 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a picture of a girl with a similar build and hair as Kaitlyn. This girl is passed out face down with an enormous pile of shit resting on her thighs. While I can't say for certain it is her in that picture, someone once asked her if she shit herself at a frat party and her response was "why are you talking about that?"

[–] Beefytootz 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To add on to the other part, cringe things she's done on college campuses, she routinely goes back to try and debate with college kids about politics using all sorts of weird false dichotomies and shit. She usually gets out debated by the kids she's bothering. She's a crazed religious zealot and a bat shit libertarian fundamentalist.

[–] CosmicTurtle 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So she, a college graduate (I assume; I'm far too lazy to look it up) goes back to college to debate people who aren't as educated as her.

Like Crowder.

I mean....talk about shooting fish in a barrel.

[–] agent_flounder 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

May I draw your attention to this:

She usually gets out debated by the kids she's bothering.

[–] CosmicTurtle 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what I'm saying. She's punching down and she's still getting her ass beat.

[–] SkyezOpen 2 points 1 year ago

Her issue is she has no idea how to bait people into becoming the screaming feminist meme. She just went around campus asking what people thought about trans people in bathrooms. Absolutely nobody gave a shit, and she just does the "oh really? That's fine with you? OK" thing as if she's proving how degenerate they are. I can only assume that's what she thought, because she posted that video herself, and it truly comes off as her being obnoxious and absolutely nobody taking the bait.

In another video she says everyone at a pride parade is a groomer while trying to attend said parade. I say trying because she was denied access.

Luckily liberty hangout, the monarchist group she's in, has fallen off and I haven't heard much from them lately.

[–] pete_the_cat 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I knew I knew that name for a reason. She shit herself at a party.

[–] feedum_sneedson 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, who hasn't.

[–] takeda 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think I saw anyone that was putting more emotion into voting than MAGA.

[–] RealFknNito 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Cmon you gotta stop the invasion at the border, and stop the dems from stealing your guns, and end baby murder in the womb.

No fucking self reflection with these people.

[–] Everythingispenguins 3 points 1 year ago

New slogan "Keep murder out of the womb and in the streets where it belongs"

[–] saltesc 2 points 1 year ago

If the Jan 6 crew are anything to go by, a bunch of MAGA didn't vote.

[–] chemical_cutthroat 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only they would exercise their right to remain silent more often...

[–] Riccosuave 6 points 1 year ago

And to not self-incriminate...

[–] Rottcodd 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably the weirdest thing about modern American politics, to me, is the fact that the myth that left-wingers favor government intervention and right-wingers favor individual liberty still holds, when it's so bludgeoningly obvious that the opposite is in fact true.

At this point, it's pretty much just a given if you read an article about some government banning something - denying some right or another - that it's the right that's doing it. That's become their response to everything - whatever it is, we need to ban it. We need to get the government to interfere in everything, all the time.

Yet somehow, dunderheads continue to hold to this brazenly inaccurate myth that the left is the big government side and the right is the individual liberty side.

It's just weird to me, and not weird in a scoffing, cynicsl way - weird in an entirely alien, this doesn't even begin to even make sense way. It's as if right-wingers are running around, alternately billing themselves as the "don't get punched in the mouth" party and punching themselves in the mouth.

"See?! [Punch] If you vote for us [Punch] you won't get punched! [Punch] We're the party [Punch] that takes a stand against [Punch] punching! [Punch]."

[–] superduperenigma 10 points 1 year ago

Left-wingers generally want government intervention that applies to corporations and the wealthy, usually tax stuff to help fund social programs and regulations to keep people safe etc. Right-wingers generally want government intervention that applies to individuals, usually regarding stuff that does not actually affect them at all but they don't like it so they want the government to force people to stop doing such things.

[–] meathorse 10 points 1 year ago

If someone is too "emotional", I'd much rather restrict their access to firearms than voting!

[–] paddirn 10 points 1 year ago

Ahhh yes, because the people that are liable to take away women's right to vote is surely going to continue to allow them to own firearms.

[–] Feathercrown 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do these cartoonishly stupid people live like this?

[–] SoleInvictus 6 points 1 year ago

I think it's brainwashing for some and grifting for others.

[–] LEDZeppelin 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Her opinion is as shitty as her political ideology.

[–] SoleInvictus 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which is just as shitty as her pants.

[–] RealFknNito 5 points 1 year ago

Good thing she wore the brown ones.

[–] rickdg 8 points 1 year ago

You’re free to stay home shooting beer bottles and not vote, lady.

[–] Betch 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heyyy it's Poopy Pants Bennett. Totally forgot about that thing.

[–] Dkarma 2 points 1 year ago

"both ends" Bennett? Cuz that's where the shit comes from all the time, yep

[–] Boozilla 4 points 1 year ago

She's like a character from the latest season of Fargo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SoleInvictus 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unfortunately that link has been rate limited to death, so I can't view anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah every Nitter instance is kinda slammed rn. Twitter is not a huge fan of people scraping their site. Try this one

[–] SoleInvictus 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thanks! God DAMN that is source of pure, concentrated stupid, plus a healthy dollop of "aged like milk". My favorite for the latter is the woman bragging about supporting Brexit. Four years later, they look even stupider than ever.