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[–] Windex007 61 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're only scratching the surface, it goes so much deeper than that

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't you swap the cat and mouse toy positions? You manipulate the mouse toy to in turn manipulate your cat.

[–] Windex007 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No my cat dominates that toy regardless of what I'm doing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Cat should really be above you

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bold of you to think that it is you that is manipulating your cat, instead of the other way around:-D.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

So would it go Media -> cat -> toy -> you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hrm, that is how I pictured it, but now that we are examining the situation more deeply, perhaps it might go Cat -> Media -> Toy -> You? :-P

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think we'll give you some credit and move toy to the bottom

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Oh, whoops - but I'm not going to edit that, just leave that little gem in there to find, when aliens discover the earth millennia from now and ask themselves "what were ancient humans like, on this in-ter-net thingie?":-P.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I hate how the libruhl media keeps trying to brainwash my cat >:(

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 9 months ago

Media -> cat -> you -> that one pesky bird -> comrade worm

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So if I understand what is shown correctly. I am still manipulating someone else.

So not everything is lost

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That'd be your subby big tiddy goth girlfriend

[–] PP_BOY_ 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There is an entire subsection of the population that eats Long John Silvers. They walk among us. You never know who they are. Your cashier at the grocery store? Could have eaten LJS that very day. Your doctor? Your own wife? They could be Long John Silvers patrons without you ever being any the wiser.

We need to START calling out these people and STOP supporting Long John Silvers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

are you suggesting a list. that we track these 'people'?

e. the no fry list

[–] PP_BOY_ 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes. We should make them wear an article of clothing so everyone knows who they are. Like a band on their arm or something. And the good people who haven't supported Long John Silvers in their life get some rewards for being so pure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

...but then who owns Red Lobster!?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent 3 points 9 months ago

I should've known...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Long John Silver the pirate?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Not internationally known, it would seem. If you order chicken legs do they just give you one?

[–] misterundercoat 3 points 9 months ago

I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock the microphone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It is not well-known even in the USA, e.g. I'm sure I heard it before but it was so uninteresting that I yeeted it right out of my mind:-).

[–] GladiusB 2 points 9 months ago

The perfect cover...