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[–] [email protected] 142 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

"I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus." -Plan B wielding Thanos

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

The universe required correction.

[–] mriormro 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Did anti-abortion camp really think abortion is killing infant?

[–] [email protected] 74 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In the same way they believe the civil war was about states’ rights.

They’re lying to make their position seem less outrageous.

[–] Sterile_Technique 30 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Some of them, yeah. A lot of them are just dumb as rocks, and have been duped into thinking that what they're doing is moral.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (11 children)

They do think abortion is killing babies, just unborn babies. That's what half the argument comes down to. One side thinks it's "should it be legal to kill unborn babies?" and the other side thinks it's "should it be legal to end your pregnancy before it's a baby?" And it's hard to find a middle ground because the former thinks they're babies as soon as they're conceived and the latter thinks it's a good way later down the road.

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[–] Soup 29 points 11 months ago (6 children)

They constantly talk about how people want to extend abortions into the entire pregnancy like that’s actually a thing. Maybe the first person is doing it on purpose fucking with the fact that any sane person would let an invalid/lethal pregnancy go to save the mother’s life but the goons who listen to that crap don’t check.

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[–] NABDad 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My wife's born again idiot ex-friend who came to visit her and tell her she's a baby killer (never had an abortion, but is pro-choice) insisted people are aborting babies at 9 months.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Removing the baby at 9 months is just called giving birth.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If it’s talking to you, it’s a toddler. And all the fucking guns are killing most of those.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago (17 children)

This meme assumes the reader finds babies to be cute and adorable, rather than terrifying little goblins.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 11 months ago

It’s different for everyone, but I was always put off by kids for all the typical reasons (boring, sticky, annoying, etc.), until I got pregnant.

I don’t mean that I love my kid so it’s different. I mean that the hormones associated with pregnancy changed all of my priorities. Thank god I had an abortion (I’d have a preteen with an alcoholic father and me for a mother- that’s not fair to a child), but it was much more difficult than I expected it to be.

With the pregnancy hormones, I definitely would have cried at this ad. Congratulations to them for emotionally manipulating the most emotionally unstable group in the world?

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[–] SlopppyEngineer 75 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Now I'm wondering that if you replace these poster with something like "black babies matter" it would trigger replacement theory before it triggers the pro-life reflex.

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[–] gedaliyah 70 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I know it's a joke, and I'm super excited pro choice... But even knowing they're dog/elephant their comment still works (other than the "humans" clarifier) as they can make independent thoughts and love their lives.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Every time you need to pay someone who's pro-life any amount of money, give them a nickle and tell them that if they put it in their bank account it will eventually grow to reach the amount of money you owe them, therefore you've just paid them in full. Easy.

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[–] serpineslair 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Looks like a powerpoint transition. 😂

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"Mommy your choice doesn't feel so good"

Transition:
Effect: Bounce left
Speed: Medium
Sound: tada.wav
Repeat: Until stopped

[–] PopShark 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] tigerjerusalem 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Abortion: as easy as snapping your fingers!

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This makes abortion look so fucking cool

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Kinda wanna abort myself and see if it’s real.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The baby is white of course. Just like Jesus.

[–] Custoslibera 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m sure that baby was Christian too. Just like Jesus.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If things works the way those idiots actually think they do, I can see how this would be horrifying to them. But things don’t work that way. And because they're Idiots, they won’t ever know that with enough reason- they can side-step the horrors of their own ignorance.

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[–] marx2k 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Daft_ish 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (10 children)

Thanos was a true ideologue. He could have targeted half the universes population AND all the people trying to stop him. It would have been a insignificant amount over his intentions. Quickly erased by the exponential increase in population growth he would have started.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 13 points 11 months ago (6 children)

He also could've just doubled all the resources in the universe

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Off to the dumpster you go, lil bro

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yo how'd they fit a smartphone in there

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