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[–] ArbiterXero 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Do not ride the bomb”

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get off. The nuclear. Warhead.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Just wanted to feel the power between my legs.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

"You guys ever see Dr. Strangelove? Check this out... Yeeehaaaaaw!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Yeehaw as fuck

[–] LEDZeppelin 12 points 1 year ago

Right on the family jewels 💎

[–] Anticorp 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BilboBargains 2 points 1 year ago

A guy could have a great time in Vegas with this stuff.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You sure that’s not Slim Pickins jumping out of a B-52 over the Soviet Union?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder how many eyes his kids had

[–] Death_Equity 9 points 1 year ago

He was as sterile as my milkman trusting father.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

For a second i thought that he has a Jet engine between his legs

[–] Steveanonymous 5 points 1 year ago
[–] NOT_RICK 5 points 1 year ago

OP’s spirit animal

[–] Lemminary 2 points 1 year ago

"Honey, does this make my ass look fat?"

[–] HootinNHollerin 1 points 1 year ago