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[–] jordanlund 149 points 5 months ago (7 children)
[–] rtxn 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They're angry because their own craniometry told them they were rejects.

(tangential - Disco Elysium had some really funny racists. Fucking Measurehead.)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

I just started Disco ELysium and the last thing I did was talk to measurehead. Hot damn is "ham sandwich race" such a good racial insult

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 5 months ago (5 children)

To be fair this is not the first infamous fascist with a bad hairdo, but this one certainly raised the bar. It looks like a bowl cut, but with different size bowls used...

[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 months ago

It's the square cutout on the ears that absolutely sells it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

He used the weird cup we use to wash my daughter's hair.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic 62 points 5 months ago

When I grow up, I want to be a Playmobil. But a nazi Playmobil.

Say no more!

[–] Mr_Blott 58 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I mean there's Boris Johnson and his goofy ass haircut.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's been reported by several people, both reporters and those close to Johnson, that his wild hair is an affectation, he intentionally roughs it up before he does anything in the public eye.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago

This. He's trying to look goofy and harmless while being a vile, machiavellian, dangerous politician.

[–] grue 13 points 5 months ago

Boris Johnson wishes he could fuck up his hair as badly as this guy.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

His hair looks like it's cosplaying the tesla cyber truck

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

What a rare and accurate insult lol

[–] captainlezbian 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ugh seriously it’s so often these dipshits who think their race makes them special. Like I get that they probably are reaching deep into the barrel to find anything that makes them special it’s not like they can fall back on their personalities, intelligence, appearance, or achievement. So they’ve got to brag about not having much melanin when for other folks it’s just a physical feature we have that’s unfortunately got several centuries of baggage to it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Like I get that they probably are reaching deep into the barrel to find anything that makes them special it’s not like they can fall back on their personalities, intelligence, appearance, or achievement.

This one detail is responsible for the kernel of sadness I feel for many on the far right. These are despicable people who were once kids who just wanted to be grownups and do grownup things. And whether due to genetics or due to upbringing, anything else that might have given them a sense of pride and competence is not something they have. As you say - all they have left is trying to push others down, hoping this lands them on top. Damn it's truly sad.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Nail on the head. Racism now stems from people feeling like they're no one, but they have an excuse to feel better than this person for an arbitrary reason so they take it.

There's a reason most of the racists are poor uneducated white people

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago

When you hit random in the character creator only like 6 times

[–] IndiBrony 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Found him. Rain Epler. He was environmental minister until 2021. He's part of the conservative party.

This is what he looked like in 2017 - a typical conservative type.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I swear, those (almost-)extremist-rightwing tossers are some kind of clones, remember Donald Trump, Geert Wilders and Boris Johnson? This guy fits right in.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

When I was underprivileged, uneducated youth, I got sucked into football hooligan/neo-nazi circles and actually met some „high ranking nationalist party members“. Two brothers, same haircut as this dude, 300 pounds, 30 yrs old and still living with their mommy in a smoke filled, dirty apartment with a giant swastika flag in the living room.

Thats what got me out of fascist circles. I was so shocked that people looked up to these morons.

This actually led to my belief that fascists actually mostly are uneducated and unloved people who get exploited by psychopaths. Those would one would need to take out (by legal means, naturally).

[–] Agent641 39 points 5 months ago

This is why they wear hoods

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please 35 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I’m just gonna leave this here…

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Sarmyth 30 points 5 months ago

I recall something about this with Boris Johnson being intentional. That may be what's happening here. It's so bad that your political opponents fixate on it, and half the articles written about you are about your dumb looks instead of your monstrous policies.

[–] samus12345 25 points 5 months ago

"Look what I can do!"

[–] iAvicenna 24 points 5 months ago

this cant be real... can it? why?

[–] FlashMobOfOne 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's always remarkable to see what awful physical specimens these fascists and Nazis are.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

So called masterrace

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[–] CitizenKong 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fascists and bad haircuts, name a more iconic combo.

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[–] BilboBargains 23 points 5 months ago

Hey leave some pussy for the rest of us.

[–] Holyhandgrenade 22 points 5 months ago

Same picture

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

What's the deal with Nazi leaders and hair? Trump, Wilders, Johnson and this Epler dude...

Maybe if we get enough Nazi leaders we can make a calendar? A new haircut for each month.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

It's because idiots that follow them don't care, some undecided will check him out because of the haircut and listen to what he says, and everyone else is making fun of his haircut instead of commenting on the vile shit he spouts.

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[–] cosmicrookie 20 points 5 months ago (14 children)

His name (sorry but I assume he identifies as he) is Rain Epler

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Removed the background incase someone wants to have some fun.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I’m not convinced this isn’t a nice wig being worn that was then absolutely butchered, right before this photo was taken. Really quick in the bathroom in a “oh fuck you bought a women’s wig?” Moment.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] dulce_3t_decorum_3st 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] TheHottub 15 points 5 months ago

He looks like he lives in a coo coo clock.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Skyblivion looking good

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

This guy to the barber: "Give me the LEGO helmet cut please"

"Right away, sir!"

[–] thorbot 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How do you say “just fuck my shit up” in Estonian?

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