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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Americans

"I will put a foot up your ass!"

Europeans

"???"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)

"I will put 12 inch up your ass!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That comment can mean something completely different.....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] willis936 1 points 5 months ago
[–] AngryishHumanoid 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but "smoot" is WAY more fun to say than most other units of measurements. It's right up there with plancks, bees dicks, and megaFonzies.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

There should be a scholarship for people with funny sounding names.

[–] Ghostalmedia 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I didn't think SNL could still be funny!

[–] Hagdos 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Turns out they can be, when they put comedians in charge

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 5 months ago

I don't think I've watched it since Tina Fey and Amy Poehler did Weekend Update and even then, I mostly just watched it for that part and TV's Funhouse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Nate Bargatze is one of my favorite comedians at the moment. He did so well hosting. Honestly the only SNL episode I watched lately lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Not available outside of the US it seems

[–] ABoxOfPhotons 23 points 5 months ago (5 children)

The irony is that in the US, Metric is the standard, used by all science, military, governmental etc sectors. It's just that the average American is too insecure to acknowledge this fact.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

This is utter horseshit. Anyone who doesn’t acknowledge that fact probably just didn’t know and you’re just projecting some “I’m better than you” nonsense.

We learn the metric system in our schools. It’s part of our curriculum. We learn it in math classes, we learn it in science classes, we learn about it in history classes as well.

The UK drives using MPH too, despite the metric system being the standard. Oh nooooo! An alternate measurement system that the masses understand and accept!

For what it is worth, if you were curious, NIST adopted and recommends the SI standard.

However what IS fun is the world adopting US customary measures intertwined with metrics units for new measurements that weren’t used before, electrical current/resistance stuff like that. Though, good luck getting anyone who likes to try to dunk on the USA like this to admit it. Any American who responds how you’re saying is just pissed that once again someone is trying to look down their nose at us for living our fucking lives.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

We learn the metric system in our schools. It’s part of our curriculum. We learn it in math classes, we learn it in science classes, we learn about it in history classes as well.

And apparently promptly have an episode of amnesia because every adult here seems to not know how to convert.

[–] ABoxOfPhotons -1 points 5 months ago

That really hurt you didn't it...

[–] Rato 3 points 5 months ago

The US Navy is an exception, and doesn't use metric. Even their nuclear stuff uses the English Engineering System (Mostly imperial units.).

[–] betheydocrime 2 points 5 months ago

Yep, the US military operates on metric time

[–] dacreator 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Insecure about what? Which side of the tape measure to use? Honestly I don't think many Americans are or were ever made aware that metric is the standard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Everyone who has ever served in any branch of the US military knows this fact.

In 2020, US gvmnt estimates were 19.4m living vets in the nation. With a population of around 331m, that's around 6%. If you include the number of non-vets civilians who's jobs directly support the military, and who therefore are also required to use metric in their jobs, this number will be higher - I couldn't find population estimates, but it's at least a couple percent as the DoD alone employs a million civilians. NASA employs around 17k, and anyone working for a company who works with NASA is going to have to use metric. I'd be shocked if the number of Americans who aren't having to use metric at work, and are therefore aware that it's a standard here, wasn't at least 10%.

Nowhere near a majority, but certainly significant; over 20m people warrants "many," surely?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ABoxOfPhotons -3 points 5 months ago

Yep, how can the "greatest nation on earth" use a system that inferior countries do...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

And with stories like this, i wouldn't have it any other way 😊

[–] AngryCommieKender 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It's not our fault! Our Kg, and possibly our Meter stick, got stolen by pirates, and we never got a replacement!

(This is mostly a joke)

[–] prayer 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

British pirates, mind you.

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 5 months ago

Huh, TIL. I thought they were Caribbean

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Alex Horne has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ha, I've walked that bridge. I also like all the random trophies under the Boston Longfellow bridge.

https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/the-man-behind-bostons-secret-trophy-room/2562003/

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm checking out photos. That's so bizarre and I love it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Fun. My GF put one from each of her 3 daughters up.

[–] panicnow 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] atx_aquarian 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot

The smoot is a nonstandard, humorous unit of length created as part of an MIT fraternity pledge to Lambda Chi Alpha by Oliver R. Smoot, who in October 1958 lay down repeatedly on the Harvard Bridge between Boston and Cambridge, Massachusetts, so that his fraternity brothers could use his height to measure the length of the bridge.

[–] Jackcooper 12 points 5 months ago

The 83 year old Smoot is still alive, and his career was as a chairman of two standardization organizations. Pretty funny.

[–] FuryMaker 5 points 5 months ago

Evening except bullets?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Bold of you to assume that Americans are not so lazy as to refuse to measure anything at all. (Can confirm: am American) :-P

As proof, just look at who wins the votes in an election vs. what actually happens next.