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[–] STRIKINGdebate2 3 points 9 months ago

To the person that reported this meme. No. I can't remove a post because it's "unfunny"

[–] FederatedSaint 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's obv not a Costco sign, there is a Tesco product in the background and Costco does not sell other companies' house-brand stuff. Just Kirkland and name brand stuff.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You still shouldn't throw Tesco cabbages at Costco staff.

[–] The_Eminent_Bon 2 points 9 months ago

What about M&S cabbages?

[–] highenergyphysics 28 points 9 months ago

Why are you pulling this Reddit bullshit of making obvious title errors to drive engagement?

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I believe someone hurled a cabbage at their staff.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 9 months ago

Not possible.

[–] TheOneWithTheHair 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] MeatsOfRage 8 points 9 months ago

Yea it says cabbages. You're allowed to throw just one.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Someone printed that sign at home and then stuck it there to take a funny picture for the internet

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 9 months ago

Shut up or I'll throw a cabbage at you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That just doesn't sound like something people would do. I'm going to keep searching for a funnier answer.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

My cabbages!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mr_Blott -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

American reading comprehension in a nutshell lol

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

So throwing cabbages would be British manners then?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The backstory is that's a Tesco and not a Costco

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 5 points 9 months ago

I'd like to know more about the person who would throw a cabbage at store employees but would also obey a sign asking them not to. Sort of like depictions of vampires that won't think twice about murder but trespassing is just beyond the pale.

[–] Siethron 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Are heads of lettuce acceptable?

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 9 months ago

They say nothing about grapefruit.

[–] Dabro 3 points 9 months ago

Ah yes, the good old "Cabbage War" of 2008. Those were some dark times. Up was down, Costco was Tesco (or vice versa, idfk)...

[–] Diprount_Tomato 3 points 9 months ago

They didn't like the performance

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This picture goes viral and it will be.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 9 months ago

I honestly hope not, but it wouldn't be the first time TikTok encouraged kids to be assholes.

[–] Pumafred9 3 points 9 months ago

That act is reserved for management only.

[–] NoSpiritAnimal 3 points 9 months ago

I was throwing cabbages at our staff