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[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Idk man... Guns are kinda phallic... Wouldn't it be gay to make one shoot??

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You think it would be gay to make the long, hard, round, rod discharge all over the place?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That's why I like to stick the butt up against me and reach around working the trigger till it blasts.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It is. Personally I love the suppressed ones that don't get too loud when I cock them, work their safety, and work their oiled parts tenderly.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Depends if it’s your gun or someone else’s.

[–] Lev_Astov 1 points 5 months ago

True wisdom.

[–] kittenzrulz123 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh damn, I forgot to wear socks today... ;)

[–] kittenzrulz123 2 points 5 months ago
[–] moistclump 6 points 5 months ago

Have we tried pushing this message and seeing if it helps the mass shootings?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Say there Sherif, thats some BIG IRON down there on your hip.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Whichever way you frame it, it has the same result.

Both guns you grip firmly and stuff comes shooting out the end.

[–] Lemminary 11 points 5 months ago

Guise, I figured it out. Semi-automatic guns work a lot like vibrators which is why they can fire from the hip and that rubs their dick/clits while firing off a round. Think about it. This gun craze is actually a fixation on jerking off.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Sometimes I just sit there and give it my hands for my own pleasure. Did you ever consider that? It's a dynamic you wouldn't understand.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That is a gorgeous shotgun. All I got...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Thcdenton 23 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[–] Thcdenton 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I been thinking about gettin a gun for my boat. I think I found it :D

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

You know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.

[–] kameecoding 6 points 5 months ago

That joke in R&M is so good.

beth cocks shotgun and jerry goes

I wish that shotgun was my penis

And so beth goes "then I want to be ernest hemingway", so good

[–] SuckMyWang 5 points 5 months ago

This is a feature not a bug

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

With how horny some folks are for their gun, I'm not sure, everyone feels the same about the handjobs...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Jerkin them off is part of the fun. I can fire my revolver with my dinklefritz

[–] asbestos 2 points 5 months ago

For some reason Semi Automatic blah blah blah started playing in my mind