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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by camelbeard to c/[email protected]
 

Edit It's 17:08 now and it still shows 3 minutes

Edit 2 It's 17:15 now and it has been on 0 minutes for 3 full minutes....

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[–] [email protected] 206 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Those aren't minutes, they're drying time units, which last as long as the dryer decides it wants them to last on any particular day.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Who the fuck programs these things? Why even have this measurement if the units are not a fixed length? Just put a light on it that says “done” or “not done”

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago

I mean, I was just being sarcastic, but it seems like that.

[–] technicalogical 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

These dryers also have a timed function that will allow to to over dry your clothes as much as you’d like. The auto modes use sensors that can detect clothes that still haven’t dried completely as they tumble about. Pretty hard to make precise unless you’re attaching sensors to every article in the dryer.

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[–] june 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It’s an estimation, which I prefer over the vagueness of a done/not done light. I recognize that it’s not specific or reliable for any precision, but having a general idea of when it will be done is useful.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Imagine getting so mad at a dryer timer. If you hate it so much don't look at it and wait until it's done

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[–] anubis119 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Now I'm confused, how many drying time units are in a galactic standard week?

[–] Custoslibera 18 points 11 months ago

I can understand the confusion, drying time units is actually a measure of distance not speed.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Depends how wet the week is.

[–] TheGrandNagus 11 points 11 months ago

A washer or dryer is never late. Nor it it early. It finishes precisely when it means to.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One thing I pride myself on is the ability to see through my dryer's bullshit. I know that 30 minutes really means 45 you damn liar.

[–] camelbeard 25 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Yeah I should have known, started the thing at 12:26 (actually know this because I called my wife to check if we had 3 hours and 38 minutes before we needed to go), its 17:18 and I just got the door open....

[–] sbexpert 11 points 11 months ago

If you haven't already, clean the dryer vent thoroughly, including the whole exhaust vent leading outside. This should be done at least once a year. Once the vent is clear it should speed up drying, if not it might be the dryer itself and the manual might have solutions.

Here are some guides: https://www.familyhandyman.com/article/how-to-clean-a-dryer-vent/ https://home.howstuffworks.com/home-improvement/home-diy/projects/dryer-vent-cleaning.htm

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

It was two minutes five minutes ago!

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I much prefer hang drying.

  • Less wear on the clothes
  • Basically no energy cost (technically not correct but it's really whatever)
  • Free humidifying during the dry winters
  • Fairly satisfying thing to do while listening to a podcast

The primary downside is that it's no fun to do it when it rains, neither indoors or outdoors, but as long as you time your laundry well enough, it's all good.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Nothing like spring/summer outdoor fresh dried laundry

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[–] Thcdenton 42 points 11 months ago

Then the lying whore sings a cheerful little tune after it fucked up my schedule.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

How can this be an estimation, and how is it so wrong? Doesn't the program just have a hard-coded length? Or does the time vary based on clothing weight or something? This seems so utterly strange to me.

[–] Shard 74 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Seems to be a washing machine. 1600RPM spin dry.

The problem occurs because there are 2 conditions that need to be fulfilled.

  1. Its programmed to spin at set RPM for 6 mins.

  2. Before it can initiate a full speed spin it needs to ensure the drum is balanced. If its off balanced it will damage the spin motor and other parts of the machine in short order. (reference old machines that sound like an earthquake during spin cycles). It will keep attempting to adjust the clothes by start-stopping so clothes can fall in place. Only when the vibrations are down to acceptable levels will the machine initiate a full speed spin dry. Machine will stay stuck at set spin time until condition 2 is fulfilled.

The way to fix this is to open up the machine, untangle balled up clothes and allow the spin dry to resume.

[–] Landless2029 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I find you get much more accurate estimates when you don't overstuff the machine. You're supposed to keep it 60-70% full to allow for proper agitation. Lots of people top it off.

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[–] camelbeard 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Very good reply, just one thing to add, it's both a washer and dryer, we did a full wash dry cycle.

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[–] RBWells 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Our dryer does this to us:

Put clothes in, start it - it estimates 35 units of time. Come back in 15 minutes to check, it says 15 units left. Come back in 15 minutes, it now says 21 units left.

I am, like all of us, unsure of the fundamental nature of time. But the dryer even more so. The units are not one standard length, and they don't move always in the same direction.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Valve time; the phenomenon is often observed in software development, with some calling it the software development time.

Jokes aside, reading this thread makes me appreciate the old junk for the washing machine I have around here much more - at least it's accurate with time!

[–] hakunawazo 8 points 11 months ago

Software development time:

[–] db2 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Time to clean your dryer venting.

[–] sploosh 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] unreachable 8 points 11 months ago

and the microphone.

just in case they couldn't spy correctly anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My washing machine over-estimates at first, it drops nearly an hour after it gets going. However, it will underestimate later on.

Also, it does this thing where it beeps that it's starting, doesn't do anything, then unlocks the door for a few seconds, then locks it again and actually starts. That's been a life saver for catching that one sock that got left behind and didn't make it into the drum.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Exactly. It is critical to learn what the machine means when not under time pressure.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Had the exact same experience the other day. Fuck these machines, fuck printers, fuck microwave ovens, fuck software updates and fuck time estimates in general.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

OP looking down on the unwashed masses after complaining about his fancy washing machine:

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[–] XeroxCool 15 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I much prefer an estimating timer that reliably dries all the clothes rather than a reliable timer that estimates the clothes are dry.

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[–] BleakBluets 14 points 11 months ago

My dryer has a couple different presets which all adjust the remaining time dynamically according to a predetermind dryness level. To get around this, I just use the "custom" setting and change the temperature and timer manually.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Must be a Welsh machine. I'll be there now, in a minute.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I see you bought a dryer that's in Hawaiian time

No worries, just go with the flow it'll work out

Fun fact though typically the last little bit of drying in the dryer is just cool down time, so just reach in there and grab those toasty boxers, you'll be fine

[–] atx_aquarian 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The developers just put their own logic into its estimation software.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Windows file copy team?

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[–] kamen 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Kind of like estimations in software development.

[–] BirdsWithBeefyArms 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Lies. They're very reliable. You can rely on them to be wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (17 children)

That's a fancy dryer.

Mines purely mechanical. Old school timer runs the dryer

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

We call it “the longest minute” in my house.

[–] Siegfried 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Im still waiting for the last edit OP, dont leave us hanging

[–] camelbeard 16 points 11 months ago

I think it was 17:18 when the door lock finally opened. The very first time estimate said it should be ready at 16:10. So it was definitely a big lie.

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