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[–] wellee 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Jeez. I had put this in my pocket and accidentally clicked on this pic. I thought, oh Adriene has a new video out?? Wait a minute. This is kinda weird, but okay I guess.

I was legit ready to watch and do this video ahahaha.

[–] lemmyman 17 points 1 year ago

Do you need to poop and fart?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Here's a real one from that same person. "Best yoga poses to fart"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVZekOUPLcA

Art imitates life, they say.

[–] wellee 10 points 1 year ago

Hahah omg they really do have another for farting.. Yoga with Bird? I'm not taking yoga directions from a fuckin' bird

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I would bookmark it so I could watch it next time I’m constipated.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here's a tip, all yoga does this.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

For real they know me at my hot yoga class as Sharticus.

[–] Seasm0ke 21 points 1 year ago (6 children)

...This is fetish content, isnt it?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There are absolutely yoga positions aimed specifically for this purpose. Yoga's been around a long time. You wouldn't think you need this, until you do, and it works.

[–] Seasm0ke 4 points 1 year ago

Tbh I love yoga, great for my arthritis. I just dont normally see it from this angle lmao

[–] MJKee9 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the internet dude. Everything is fetish content to someone.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep. Asking if it's fetish content IS fetish content.

[–] Thteven 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smell-o-vision will be the downfall of the human race.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We've been able to invent that for like 60 years. It's on purpose.

[–] Fades 4 points 1 year ago

No, look at yoga for hypertonic pelvic floor. These yoga poses are part of what doctors/pelvic floor therapists will have you do to help rectify the hypertonic nature

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There's so many of these yoga channels on YouTube, it's weird

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

These are the shittiest shit posts possible. Thank you bb

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry is this to help fart and poop or poop and fart?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I watched the whole thing and I never farted once

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 23 points 1 year ago

I didn't watch it and I farted a bunch

[–] Ghostalmedia 11 points 1 year ago

Too busy poop’n?

[–] moistclump 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] kittenzrulz123 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks for not pooh-poohing it

[–] Clubbing4198 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is actually a very relaxing flow. Made me have to poop just watching her. Edit: a

[–] Aggravationstation 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Does she fart and/or poop on camera whilst in any yoga poses? Just curious...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Shidding and farding yoga.