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[–] Frozzie 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Can't wait for the sequel "Bible Black"

[–] SidewaysHighways 7 points 11 months ago

Coming out on PS2?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is that the version where Jesus is a hot anime girl?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of "Saint Young Men" and "Drifters". There's a version of Jesus in both lol

[–] MightyGalhupo 2 points 11 months ago

Is this an actual thing? If so, name please

[–] MissJinx 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And how are they going to improve? More infant canibalism, father rape and bestiality?

[–] Fedizen 7 points 11 months ago

Jesus will create Half horse half man genetic experiments to work as slaves for his S-corp

[–] kittenzrulz123 11 points 11 months ago

I can't wait for Bible 2: the game for the GBA

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

He’s ready to put down anyone who’s not a white, straight, republican, truck drivin’, red neckin’, maniac!!

[–] mypasswordis1234 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

More jpeg please, I can still read "bible 2"

[–] mypasswordis1234 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Perfect, thank you!

[–] MeatsOfRage 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

This is what I came here for

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought we already had Bible 2 (new testament). Where's Bible 3: Retribution??

[–] Agent641 5 points 11 months ago

IDK about Bible 3 but the book of mornon is the weird fanfic of the bible written by a horny 13 year old

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

spoilerIn a way this is what Muhammad (PBUH) is for. This time the Romans will FEAR him.

[–] unreasonabro 3 points 11 months ago

Cruci-fuckin is good, but The Bible 2 was what got the laugh. That it'd really be part 3 (probably actually more like 10, those Sumerian stories seem super familiar...) is just part of the joke!