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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

non-spray non-cooking stick

[–] ook_the_librarian 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

reminds me of a joke that's fun to tell kids:

what's brown and sticky?

The kids usually think about it and say "eew, poop?"

No. A stick. A stick is brown and stick-y.

[–] thesporkeffect 3 points 1 year ago

Also, vegemite

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I am a stick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That a nice-looking stick ya got there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The butter was actually a non-spray, non-stock cooking stick.

Put a hotdog on the end, and what you have is actually a non-spray cooking stick.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is peak shitposting. Love it

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Okay, you win

[–] TodaviaTyler 2 points 1 year ago

I'm definitely here for this!

[–] feedum_sneedson 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've heard it mainly sticks to kids

[–] Thcdenton 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's what I was gonna say. If it doesn't stick it doesn't do as much damage.

[–] Rakonat 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://m.piped.video/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 10 points 1 year ago

Shish kebab?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How about stick cooking spray and spray cooking stick? Please advice.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Napalm for sticky cooking spray?

Edit: sticky spray cooking

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Non-stick spray cooking will also spray cook sticks. It can act as a stick cooking spray.

I hope this helps.

[–] kittenzrulz123 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What about non sticky non cooking non spray?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Well, then she oughta take a shower perhaps

[–] zakobjoa 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now cook and touch my spray stick.

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 1 year ago

Non, regrette rien.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Please, do not use superglue spray as hairspray.