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[–] espentan 65 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, if that's what God wanted. /s

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon 11 points 10 months ago

Ever read the Bible? The Lord works in homicidal ways, usually.

[–] febra 45 points 10 months ago

There truly is no hate like Christian love

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There's a version of MacBeth that's set in modern times at a fast food restaurant called Scotland, PA. Duncan is killed via deep fryer in it.

[–] Tum 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

that sounds really interesting. what's it called?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] tjsauce 4 points 10 months ago

This looks incredible

[–] AbidanYre 5 points 10 months ago

I'm almost certain I watched that movie and then forgot it existed.

[–] orangeNgreen 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] jaybone 2 points 10 months ago

Say hi to the hamburglar.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

It's always fascinating to me that people are so shocked when Christians display extreme violent tendencies.

Have you cracked open a Bible lately? Their religion is founded on blood sacrifice and torture porn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Or looked at any of their history.

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[–] crsu 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's going to McHell for this

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It'll be cold fries, uncomfortable hard plastic seats, and a broken McFlurry machine for all eternity.

[–] TomAwsm 4 points 10 months ago

Surely a hell should be worse than reality?

[–] Spacebar 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Waden, whose Facebook profile identifies him as pastor of Elevated Life International Ministries and a semitruck driver, was arrested on a charge of assault

[–] ChicoSuave 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, so he's an evangelical trucker. That makes sense. He's a trucker first. R voter second. Pastor third.

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[–] tomatoisaberry 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As a former McD's employee, that would've been hard to clean.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Nah, it's hot oil. All you'd have to do is scoop the human rinds and hair and you're good to go.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

I’m pretty sure that what Jesus would do…

[–] verdantbanana 17 points 10 months ago

baptism by oil

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Usually "Pastor Arrested" equals "child molested".

[–] yesman 7 points 10 months ago

Pastor heard to say:

I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU...

[–] labrat55 4 points 10 months ago

Church looks like a sham.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah... they'll do that. 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I remember you from reddit.

[–] ReverendIrreverence 2 points 10 months ago

"...and may god's love be with you."

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