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submitted 6 months ago by FlyingSquid to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] TurnItOff_OnAgain 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise)

There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

But you can do Jiu Jitsu

[–] someguy3 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Something_Complex 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but it's filled with tunnel ducks

[–] Something_Complex 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ok so the tunel ducks have to duck when going through the duck tunel

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's never over. Many have waited to succeed him. Some of them, if they had the chance, will not hesitate give you far more difficult choices than their predecessor ever dared to give, and it is then that you and many others will think fondly of him and curse the one that killed him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Did you kill them with a plunger?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's the lever he had been forced to operate all those times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Oh I see it now. I'm obviously not up on my trolley problem lore.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Oh, this is getting real!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But, what if that person was a time-traveller, and was actually tying future mass-murders, serial killers, and dictators to the tracks before they ever got a chance to start their crimes?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

This is something to feed to the “ethics module” of a Tesla…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think the trolley responsibility problem might be 'solved', but is it just?

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The man who killed the man who tied the people to the trolley tracks is not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Not according to the latest Indiana Jones movie.

[–] FireRetardant 3 points 6 months ago

"Whyyyyyyyyy-- -- do people do this? You're still just on the train."