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[–] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

I, too, am a human American from one of the 49 states which are united and in America. I am from the good state. All other states are weak and feeble compared to the state from which I come. This makes me a superior human. Obey my justified commands.

[–] glitch1985 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ever look at a map? There are only 48 united states. The big one and the series of islands aren't touching the others so they aren't united.

[–] samus12345 4 points 6 months ago

The ones that touch aren't very united, either.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Correct, There is only 1 Dakota, stop gaslighting yourself into thinking there are 2

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

They couldn’t possibly unite without a war…there is only one explanation for this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Why doesn't your state eat the others states if its the good state? Chess friend, adeist

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 6 months ago

I too refuse to recognize Missourah