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[–] TheEighthDoctor 27 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I want that so much, get 10 university degrees, learn to play the guitar, become a master craftsman, all in a day.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

While that would indeed be awesome, that's not the route they proposed. It's more about slowing down the perception of time, rather than being able to actually do something peoductive during that.

Philosopher Rebecca Roache, who leads a team of scholars, explains two methods to this madness. The first involves psychotic drugs that distort a person’s sense of time.

With a simple pill or injection, prisoners may believe they’ve been incarcerated for much longer than any natural human life could allow.

The second approach Roach explains is a bit more complex. Option number two involves uploading human minds to computers (da f*ck?), and speeding up the rate at which the brain functions. On her blog, Roach writes: "[...] This would, obviously, be much cheaper for the taxpayer than extending criminals’ lifespans to enable them to serve 1,000 years in real time.”
https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/new-technology-could-make-inmates-feel-like-theyre-serving-a-1000-year-sentence-in-8-hours-scrol/

Despite thinking, "wow that's a disgusting way to see and treat humans", and some obvious moral concerns (like, social isolation for what feels like 1000 years, which will fuck up most people badly), which make this feel like a black mirror episode, the mind-upload issue is technically extremely tricky. Even if we had the technology to "upload" the human mind, it will be a copy, a clone, not you individually. And if we don't have an option to download the copy back into your brain, it will just be a waste of energy.

More importantly, an intriguing question is raised: After such a download, will this be you? Or just a copy of a copy and thereby another being which just replaces another one.

Another thing I find important to ask here: what's the point of penalties? These suggestions seem to me like psychological torture rather than measures to "correct" social behaviour. In no way resocialisation seems to matter here. So we just fuck people up by that and unleash them onto society afterwards. Doesn't sound good to me.

Sorry for not keeping my reply focused on your idea. I had some time to spare and this kept me busy.

[–] fidodo 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The technology required to do any of this would allow for so much stuff, and their first idea is how to use it to imprison people? What the actual fuck?

[–] trolololol 4 points 7 months ago

With all the productivity increases over last 100 years, the ruling class finally realised that they don't need as big a society as before in order to serve their needs.

As a result, they tried hiring Thanos. When that failed, they had an idea: enlarge the prisons.

These are the stories of these poor souls

Dum dum (in SVU opening style)

[–] joel_feila 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Many peopke do believe the goal of criminal justice system is punishment. So this is great for them, it stream lines the process

[–] Ginger666 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well it definitely isn't reforming the prisoners...

[–] Skullgrid 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well it definitely isn’t reforming the prisoners…

depends which country. Your country can also reform prisoners.

[–] Ginger666 0 points 7 months ago

Everything I'm talking about has been US prisons. Are there other countries that actually have a working system?

And yes, the US could reform prisoners, but then theybwouodnt come back to prison and they would lose money...

[–] Etterra 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A few trillion years trapped punching your way out of a time loop...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Came here the long way...

[–] lycanrising 1 points 7 months ago
[–] dejected_warp_core 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, best I can do is knitting and crochet. But think of all the sweaters and socks you'll have.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well at least all the restaurants will be Taco Bell

[–] Tingle 2 points 7 months ago

You mean Pizza Hut of course