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I can slap people over TCP/IP
Doing so causes your internet service to cut out for several hours.
I’d still use it occasionally.
I'd still use it all the time. Losing internet for a while sucks, but letting someone you'll never meet express their wrong opinions to equally unimportant strangers on a fake place for fake internet points without consequences??????????
Slap people wirelessly, and get a break from the internet to cool off? sign me up.
Still worth it
...and your provider slaps you with a hefty bill.
So you can go outside and calm down from therandom internet argument, good call
Is it just the service I was using at the time to perform the slap, or all internet access is closed to me? Also, is it computer based only, or could I potentially buy 20 burner phones to slap the shit out of someone? What about VPNs?
Being the first known human to fully interface with a machine also leads to the discovery of cross-platform illnesses.
You are the first human to experience the effects of a backdoor trojan firsthand.
Trojan can't communicate with host, still a win
I dunno about slapping, but I definitely remember flashing.