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Egg Rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by Rebels_Droppin to c/[email protected]

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[–] gibmiser 165 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Who names their chicken Bessie? Everyone knows Bessie is a cow's name.

[–] Mandarbmax 87 points 7 months ago

You know that, I know that, but I don't think the chicken will question it.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Henrietta is right there

[–] Mr_Blott 3 points 7 months ago

There's "Cock" too

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Cow eggs are much tastier than chicken eggs anyways.

[–] Viking_Hippie 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I believe the proper term for cow eggs is "prairie oysters"..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Rocky Mountain oysters is what they call them in my neck of the woods.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Just don't mess with a chicken cow. Those things are dangerous!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What if ... the chicken was adopted by a cow?

[–] humorlessrepost 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And what if they were both brown?

[–] Viking_Hippie 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How, now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Dad was proud. He didn't care how.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago