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[–] Skullgrid 152 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I'm a horse now, also I'm pregnant.

I think I'll give it to dad.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

Double my pregnancy and give it to the next person

[–] uid0gid0 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And I banged this giant who is also my mom and I'd like you to meet our kids: a giant wolf, the world serpent and the Queen of hel.

[–] CitizenKong 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And dad's actually my brother too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Unless he's just my friend.

[–] VelvetStorm 7 points 10 months ago

Well it was give it to him or he is just gonna take it just like he did with the other kids.

[–] Daft_ish 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

How far into eternity does a shape shifting god just say, "fuck it, let's just have horse sex now."

[–] sulgoth 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not that far I don't think, this was just before Agard got walls.

[–] Daft_ish 1 points 10 months ago

Prob to keep loki out