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Lactose curious is a thing, one of my coworkers will have dairy on special occasions and plans for the aftermath
Just use lactase. No reason to Plan for the aftermath
Using the beforemath to avoid the aftermath!
And to make it relevant, just close your eyes. You can’t be sure it was a man’s penis or butt or mouth. No need for any questions about your sexuality in the morning.
It hurts to have so much gas build up but man is it fun to make giga farts after downing a pot of ice-cream